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Anything Star Wars, and Spiderman 2 |
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Originally posted by AngryManatee
Dating women can be fun at times. The only problem is when they are unhappy. When this happens, it's like you're tied to a chair and a gigantic floating penis is coming towards you. You think it's headed to your mouth and you think "Ok hopefully this won't last too long," so you prepare yourself for it, but then it unexpectedly veers off course unexpectedly and nails you right in the eye, and it starts humping your eye socket until it starts hitting gray matter, which then causes your body to start convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. Then, after it's had its way with your twitching, paralyzed body, it pulls out and then buries itself deep in your ass and sits there for about 5 hours. |
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