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| Date Registered: |
Nov 12th, 2005 |
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the harbringer of doom  |
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darksora, khfreak#1, keyblader120 |
| Total Posts: |
8069 |
| Last Online: |
Oct 19th, 2010 (Find all posts/Find all threads) |
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| Birthday |
November 21st, 1990 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Favorite Movies |
resident evil1&2
starwars 1 through 6
indiana jones:temple of doom
harrypotter movies |
| Favorite Movie Stars |
daniel radcliffe |
| Favorite Movie Quote |
why dont we throw u off the astonomy tower see if u look peaky .......
(harry potter 3)
what will they do to us
(chris tucker )first they will torcher us for three days and nights
(jackie chan)
i can hadle torture
(chris ) then they will cut off our egg rolls (jackie )
our egg rolls!!! OH HELL nah let me off this truck!!
(rush hour two )
well the negotiations were short (starwars )
in deepest darkness some light always shows(kingdom hearts)
is it kinky?(Lillith MacBeth )
omg! I killed kenny! im a bastard!
(south park)
kmc quotes
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Originally posted by Pepito
What's the best way to beat a kangaroo in a boxing match?
originally posted by darksora(was me )
tazer him b4 he tazers u
originally posted by Itzak
Clearly you did not get the joke.
But sure... I'll be your priest.
*chants* Oh my goda... see that fata... what a losera. Ahem.
quote: (post)
Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
Who's Willis.....I'm not Willis, I'm Johanna
originally posted biy Itzak
Willis is the guy that leaves under your bed.
originally posted by Quellefalathwen
how did you know about the little gnome that lives under my bed?
originally posted by Dorian Belmont
Moosey and Tired hiker in the same thread Ive died and gone to hell 
originally posted by me
*hands scarlet speed a ten spot fora lap dance *
originally posted by scarletspeed
*puts out cigarette on lap and spits on face*
originally posted by me
in a bad mood huh ? ill come back later *runs to a pharmacy and buys burn gel *
originally posted by scarletspeed
*chases after and hits with high heels*
originally posted by me
*jack slaps with a steel dildo *
posted by scarletspeed
*absorbs dildo and fires it back at dorian *
posted by me
*freaks the f.uck out at the mere mental image of that * for the record im not gay im just confident enough of my sexualty to say gay shit and not mean a word of it
posted by scarletspeed
DITTO!
posted by geshien
Why exactly did you think you were a cartoon couch, and what the hell were you smoking?
posted by me i was smoking pot with my friend who is a fifty year dude who served in korea and sorta kinda went crazy and now gets full government compensation and has the medal of honor and two purple hurts so whenever we are smoking he is always blurting crazy shit thats funny as hell like what if me and him destroyed everyone in the world except for us and 1000 attractive blondes ecause we got crazy powers and he turned me into the couch and now im rambling you must die you know too much 
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Shut up RJ.
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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No.
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Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Please?
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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
K.
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Originally posted by dark jaxx
can i get a hug too?
posted by Rogue Jedi
sure
posted by me
so to join the brother hood of darkness i have to sodomize a chicken.....can i substitute my girlfriend whil the rest of the brotherhood watches if thats ok 
posted by Rogue Jedi
only if we can youtube it
posted by me
posted by me
*tacks a map of asia on the wall and pulls out a collapsible pointer * "we are gathered here today to discuss the invasion of China .they are 1 billion strong ....for most this would be a challenging task hence I have gathered you select few ......Strangeglove.....master debater .....your wisdom and intellegence shall help us prevail ......Bloigen ....your insane shenanigans will confuse the enemy as the assault team goes in ....you may be the first to die but that is a risk im willing to take ....Vinny Valentine.....you also shall distract the enemy ....we all know how you like asians Rogue Jedi shall lead team Alpha in raiding their eggroll supply trains I myself will lead bravo team through the south end of the capital to secure it ....Strangeglove will lead team Charlie in through the north ....and Scythe ....you do whatever it is you do
Gray Fox you be the guy who sits in the corner and complains the whole time about the plan not working ... does everyone understand?
Originally posted by Scythe
Does whatever a goat can do! Is he strong? Listen bub, he's got radioactive blood, LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE SPIDER-GOAT!
Originally posted by Kram3r
bum a smoke bradah, can i buma smoke? got a buck bradah, got a buck? you people took me land bradah gimme a smoke at least just wanna bum me only one? Ah you uis good to me bradah.
Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
Oh, you'll smoke... *pulls gun* ...AS YOU BURN IN HELL!!! *shoots* |
| Location |
forever with sarah |
| Interests / Hobbies |
KINGDOM HEARTS
reading
kmc forums
meditation
sword fighting
gaiaonline
card collecting |
| Biography |
like you give a damn |
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