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Im_Fuzzy
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The CORNY JOKES! thread

Here you can share all your corny jokes HAVE FUN!

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:34 PM

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ive already said this, but whats white and falls out of a tree?

a fridge!

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:36 PM

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also....why did the monkey fall outa tha tree????

because he was dead. why did the baby fall outta tha tree???

b/cause he was stapled to the monkey laughing

i dont know why i find that one funny, but i luv it!

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:37 PM

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How do you make a dog drink?

Put it in a liquidizer.....

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dont get that. but, haha!

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:38 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by iluvpippin
dont get that. but, haha!

Umm that would making a drink from a dog - liquidize it, pour into a glass, enjoy.... sick

Oh nevermind stick out tongue

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:40 PM

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Where am i on your sig.

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:41 PM

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yeah, if i dont get a joke, dont try explain, it took me up to year 7 to get that 'a guy walked into a bar and said ouch' hehe, i laugh at that coz i can remember how stupid embarrasment

i felt when i didnt get it!

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:41 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by glenn
Where am i on your sig.

who r u talkin to?

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:42 PM

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what is 2 +1, 4

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:43 PM

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Im_Fuzzy
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quote:
Originally posted by iluvpippin
who r u talkin to?

himself

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:43 PM

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I was talking to you iluvpippin

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:44 PM

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:45 PM

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Old chemists never die....[SPOILER - highlight to read]: ...they just fail to react.

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:46 PM

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hold on glen ill add u (it was caus id neva talkd to u!)

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:48 PM

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Guess painting their toe nails really works then.

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Mar 22nd, 2004 12:49 PM