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Lucifer

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 Men

Thought the ladies might appreciate this


Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ...... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ...... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ...... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


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i like eek!


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laughing

lol

I surely agree


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there's some you shouldn't get yet.


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im surprisingly mature for my age so i get them all thankyou very much!


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quote:
Originally posted by golden moon
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Was directed at little Miss Misha stick out tongue


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Re: Men

quote:
Originally posted by Corran

Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.


you mean like these ones? roll eyes (sarcastic) its strange how young and immature you think i am!


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nah I meant the Popcorn one wink


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i missed that one embarrasment
well i still understand!
its funny coz its the same with heapsa members (mainly the girls who are round 17-20ish) they talk to me then later theyll be like 'woah mich ur really mature' an im like i know!


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There will be a comeback thread, trust me.


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laughing.....................there beter not be!!!!


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PunisherFan33
Gods sittin this one out

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right. blink


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quote:
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There will be a comeback thread, trust me.

and so there is
took things into your own hands how funny


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Somebody had to.yes


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and it just had to be you
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laughing


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Free SUGAR!

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stick out tongue


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funny...heh...


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