So my Girlfriends 14 year old brother slept over yesterday
This kid has been asking me for him to sleep over for a while now he is 14 is a stud soccer and baseball. so i dropped him off today at his house at 2 oclock and my girlfriend was like what could you have posslibe done with him that was fun i was like well i got him ****ed up me and him finished off a bottle and a half of peppermint snchobs if thats how you spell it.
at 2 am i was like hey seany wana drink and being the crazy kid he was started jugging it down with me. and my girlfriend was like oo great you got my 14 year old brother drunk good times
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
o it was a blast you should have seen us we were trying to mover this big straight bar with weights on it that i have in my basement out of the way of the floor and we both dropped it and fell and just started cracking up then i had my drink on the pool table and he knocked it over with a pool ball i just said idiot and started cracking up it was a great time.
but the weridest but funniest thing was we slept on the floor with like a million cushins and in the middle of the night his face would be like two inches from mine and i would freak out and get up and fall
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
its was fun we both woke up at like 9 am and i went to the bathroom and threw up cause the shit we drank was really old and then we both passed out again till like 1 30 in the afternoon
Gender: Unspecified Location: San Jose CA United States of Murrka
I've held back for a long time but I can't stand it anymore.
Deniro, you are the biggest sack of s#!t on KMC. Youre bio and location alone are enough for me to have absolutely no respect for you at all. You are everything I hate about my fellow males. You are the reason women say men are pigs, pig. You egotistical prick. The only reason I wouldn't leave my girlfriend alone with you is because she would put you in the hospital as soon as you opened your mouth, chump. She has to deal with a$$holes like you all night long at the bikini bar she works at and I got news for you: the macho angle makes you look like a silly retard in front of the ladies. She's told me so many stories about cavemen just like you getting laughed out of the bar with their BS...after the girls have taken them for all theyre worth, of course. It never ceases to amaze me how much money idiots like you will give my girl just for dancing in front of them in a bikini. HAHA! Stupid men like you help buy my smokes and pay my rent! I would thank you, but you suck so I won't.
Youre proud of getting a 14 year old drunk? I am the step-father of a 14 year old girl and I try to teach her whats right, to make her a good person. Getting her drunk is not on that agenda. I feel sorry for your girlfriend, but if she's weak enough to want a man like you in her life she deserves whatever mistreatment you heap upon her.
Youre pathetic. Youre unhappy. Youre not worth the oxygen you breathe.
Mods and Raz, I apologize for this, but you have no idea how long I've been holding my toungue. Please don't make the ban permanent.
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Gender: Female Location: My House, infront of my Computer.
U let it out m8 ...... i agree with u....when i was 7 my 18 year old cousin basically forced 4 cans of beer into me and i had a hangover the next day but i couldn't tell my parents what happened because i didn't no what had happened to me!!!