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dePowered bar room brawl
Ol Mxyzptlk is bored and decides to have a little fun (a-la Que).
So he snatches some of the physically strongest dupes, dumps them in a bar and causes a fight over who is paying what. The trick is these suckers don't realize they've been Unpowered until well into the fight.
Well it's too late to stop now....
So who wins
who pays
who prays
who sneaks out
Thor
Superman
Wonderwomen
She Hulk
Thing (Ben Grim)
Spiderman
Hercules
Namor
Gladiator
Thanos
Norrin Rad
Shazamm (would he be under age?)
Bigbran, omg, I would assume you would have seen the obvious thread rule at the beginning. It says Thing will be in his Ben Grimm form, rather than Thing form, with an illusion that makes it LOOK like he's the thing... yah thats it... its in micro print if you look for it, at the bottom right hand corner of the thread. at font size of 1/1000 instead of the normal 12... took me a minute to find it too... or was that a piece of lint.
In the end the fight ends up with like Thor, Thanos, Thing, and Namor.
BTW. Namor beats the crap out of everyone else. He's used to tangling with guys who are stronger, tougher... and he pulls through. Peter and Norrin are forced to lick the beer off the glass covered floor.. with only their tongues.
__________________ Quotes from Hia8:
"I claimed that the science is sometimes faulty."
"You don't understand. This is fiction. That means none of this stuff really happened."
"There is no writer to purposely ignore a character's natural ability just because it suits the story."
"in some cases because the writer knows that Character A will dominate Character B easily and refuses to allow this to happen for the sake of the story."
Thing wins. He was already so low, it's hard to believe he could get lower, everyone else though is beleivable. Why the hell would people like Namor care about that? Or Thanos?
Namor has slapped girls before.
Drunk Thor = Wifebeater... Ever see a drunk white guy on cops? It looks just like thor... Mullet and everything...
__________________ Quotes from Hia8:
"I claimed that the science is sometimes faulty."
"You don't understand. This is fiction. That means none of this stuff really happened."
"There is no writer to purposely ignore a character's natural ability just because it suits the story."
"in some cases because the writer knows that Character A will dominate Character B easily and refuses to allow this to happen for the sake of the story."