Hulk, Thor, Superman, Juggernaut, Gladiator, Hercules and Silver Surfer in a
drinking contest to see who can hold their liquor the best...
Note: this takes place in an admantium reinforced bar, the bartender is She-Hulk
My prediction:
Silver Surfer, being the noble being that he is, makes a disgusted expression and leaves
Superman, being the good ol boy scout, has never actually drank and his tolerance is very low, ends up crazy drunk
Hulk actually becomes very serene after a few hits and reverts to Banner, who then passes out from the huge volume of alcohol that Hulk consumed
Thor and Hercules start competing each other for bragging rights among gods, but Hercule's has the advantage in that his brother Dionysus is the God of Wine, so he easily outlasts Thor
Gladiator, upon seeing Thor beaten and Superman drunk, calls it a night and flies away
That leaves Juggs and Herc. Juggs is an experienced drinker and the cytorrak powers grant him immunity from the effects of alchol, meanwhile Herc can drink until the bar's a drought. Juggs, upon seeing he can't really beat Herc, becomes enraged and throws the first punch, then all hell breaks loose and the real fun starts...
That's funny. I bet Juggernaut would do that. It would be funny if they were drunk and they were fighting. Seeing two drunk super strong guys fight must be pretty fun to watch.
Juggs just because it won't affect him. It would be a hilarious scene though. Someone would start hitting on She-Hulk and eventually a bunch of people would be pissed off.
well wolverine has healing factor so every shot he takes would
go away right away since alcohol is bad for u and healing factor heals
bad stuff on u( am i correct???)
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Jul 11th, 2005 09:30 PM
That's funny. I bet Juggernaut would do that. It would be funny if they were drunk and they were fighting. Seeing two drunk super strong guys fight must be pretty fun to watch. 
