Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
Chris Redfield vs. Albert Wesker: Order in the Court!
Onboard a train, Chris Redfield is on a honeymoon with Jill. The train goes in a tunnel and everything is pitch black. Chris heads back to what he thinks is his room and hears a woman. He believes it's Jill and continues to...errr...well you know. The train is out of the tunnel and everyone hears Chris and a woman screaming. Wesker and Jill barge into the room and see Chris in bed with a freaked out Excella Gione. Jill is left speechless and Wesker shouts "CHRIIIIIIIS!!! very angry-like.
Because Chris tried taking advantage of Excella (which he wasn't trying to do in the first place), Albert sues the poor, innocent, steroid addicted BSAA Agent.
Wesker's attorney is a fully Renegaded Commander Shepard who had enough prep time to be an expert lawyer and Chris' attorney is Phoenix Wright. The judge will be Old Snake just for the heck of it.
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
I wonder how Wright will protect Chris when Shepard may say that Redfield's overuse of steroids probably messed with his hormone level which forced him to jump on Excella.
wright has actually lost 2 cases..granted one wasnt his fault and the other he wanted his client convicted of murder, but thats not the point
the only ace attorney character who's record is perfect is apollo's
that said and done - miles edgeworth - AA investigations FTW!!
anyways- wright wins by pulling an unbelievable story out of his ass, turning the case around and proving that it was in fact a clone of wesker disguised as chris banging excella
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Feb 19th, 2010 03:42 AM
