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Obi-Wan (ROTS) & Anakin (ROTS) VS. Fantastic 4
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JPeg87
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Obi-Wan (ROTS) & Anakin (ROTS) VS. Fantastic 4

Anakin and Obi-Wan can't lift shit, so they won't lift that Rock Guy very high.

F4 Wins.

Anakin and Obi-Wan can't control shit, so they will get hit by that Flame Dude.

F4 Wins.

Anakin and Obi-Wan will cut that Elastic Dude in one shot.

Jedis Wins.

Anakin and Obi-Wan are homosexual*, so fighting Jessica Alba won't be a problem for them.

*Obi-Wan does say: "I loved you Anakin!"

Jedis Wins.




Tie.


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Darth L. Dipsit
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Sir, PLEASE try to be more considerate with your posts. Not that this was malevolently intended, it's just slightly agitating. You did not commit a crime of any sort, but this thread is a little offensive. I don't want to make you angry, and perhaps I am wrong, but if I see another thread like this I simply will not respond! So, in summation, it's not because of the irrelevance of the F4 people, it's because of the lack of enthusiasm or care involved in your thread here. I want to enjoy myself at this place - your gay-bashing and Star Wars slurs have no place here. I may have misjudged your idea, though, or you might simply have a different sense of humor than mine, but this is inappropriate material and is utterly discouraging me of the validity of this forum. However, if I am wrong, please tell me and explain how I have so incorrectly misjudged your character so we can move on to more intelligent discourse in the future.


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JPeg87
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awww.... you mad because Neo > Anakin ? And you sad because i disturbed the meaning of your life? well im not sorry.


[edit] p.s.: f4 stil wins


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Darth L. Dipsit
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Somebody please back me up. Please? I just want to have civil discussion. That's all. I don't care if you think Neo is better than Anakin or whatever. Just please make threads that are subject-appropriate.


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JPeg87
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Originally posted by Darth L. Dipsit
Somebody please back me up. Please?


Can't get things done by yourself? No, you cannot have Jedi powers to win in life.


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Darth L. Dipsit
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Please stop taunting me! I have done nothing to you!


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Wanderer259
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I'm too busy laughing at this guy, Dipsit, to say anything right now. Just give me a second.

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JPeg87
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Darth L. Dipsit
Sir, PLEASE try to be more considerate with your posts. Not that this was malevolently intended, it's just slightly agitating. You did not commit a crime of any sort, but this thread is a little offensive. I don't want to make you angry, and perhaps I am wrong, but if I see another thread like this I simply will not respond! So, in summation, it's not because of the irrelevance of the F4 people, it's because of the lack of enthusiasm or care involved in your thread here. I want to enjoy myself at this place - your gay-bashing and Star Wars slurs have no place here. I may have misjudged your idea, though, or you might simply have a different sense of humor than mine, but this is inappropriate material and is utterly discouraging me of the validity of this forum. However, if I am wrong, please tell me and explain how I have so incorrectly misjudged your character so we can move on to more intelligent discourse in the future.


And you have done nothing to me?

[edit] btw, if you or anyone finds no interest in this thread, then i will realize it by myself, i dont need you to tell me that, and also, you can stfu and not mind about this thread smile

[edit[edit]] Nice Ninja Jedi sig dude lol


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Last edited by JPeg87 on May 24th, 2005 at 12:48 AM

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Darth_Nefarus
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WOW
Obi-Wan and Anakin would not only kill the Fantastic 4 and Dr. Doom, but they would gang bang Jessica Alba when they were done.


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Originally posted by Darth_Nefarus
WOW
Obi-Wan and Anakin would not only kill the Fantastic 4 and Dr. Doom, but they would gang bang Jessica Alba when they were done.


Hmmm, if they gang bang her, you agree to my saying that they're gay big grin


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Darth_Nefarus
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No, because Anakin has a wife and he got her pregnant, so they aren't gay. Obi-Wan loves Anakin, yes, like a brother, a son. Their Jedi, not Catholics.


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Wanderer259
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quote:
Anakin and Obi-Wan can't lift shit, so they won't lift that Rock Guy very high.

F4 Wins.


The Force can lift the Thing, who is light enough for even Spider-Man to lift, easily. Plus, a lightsaber can cut through the Thing, who is only made of rock.

quote:
Anakin and Obi-Wan can't control shit, so they will get hit by that Flame Dude.

F4 Wins.


Control? What's that got to do with anything? A well-timed cut with a saber will cut Johnny in half. That, or the Thing can be thrown at him.

quote:
Anakin and Obi-Wan are homosexual*, so fighting Jessica Alba won't be a problem for them.

*Obi-Wan does say: "I loved you Anakin!"

Jedis Wins.


Since I think you only said this to get people riled up, I'll go ahead and mention there's always the fact that Neo marries a man in the Matrix trilogy.

No reason to be an ass-hole here.

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Originally posted by Darth_Nefarus
No, because Anakin has a wife and he got her pregnant, so they aren't gay. Obi-Wan loves Anakin, yes, like a brother, a son. Their Jedi, not Catholics.


That's cold! You jus insulted half my family!

And I would bang Jessica alone since Obi Wan was a good Jedi and Anakin loved Padme too much.


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To cause no more useless threads... Keep it in starwars...


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Darth_Nefarus
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lol, sorry Kiu Dun, I can't resist a catholic priest joke.

So a Rabbi and a Catholic Priest are walking down the street. They walk past a young boy playing with his toy trucks and they both stop.

Priest: Let's screw him

Rabbi: Out of what?


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Janus Marius
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Dammit, Nefarus... it's hard to be serious when you make jokes... lmao

On behalf of my comrade here I will apologize to Catholics and remind all to take jokes not as personal insults, but as jokes. And the intent was not to hurt but to make one smile. Poor taste? Perhaps. Worth getting riled over? Never.

Now, JPeg, you are walking a fine line here. We don't take kindly to bashers and haters here. You have my word that I will have you dealt with, if I have to harass Ken and Ush all week, I will. This is your warning to you from me. Don't come here being an ass. I don't go to whereever it is you come from and make hell. Either change your tone or change your location.

I hath spoken yet again.

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Fishy
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You sound like God when you say that... Stop playing god, unless its to ban this ****face then I really don't care.

For gods sake make a thread worth reading already or just get out of here..


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Bobafetty
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Sorry I wasn't there to help ya Dipsit.


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SnakeEyes
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Darth L. Dipsit
Somebody please back me up. Please?


Yeah sure... JPeg87 is an ass... big grin


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We got your back Dipsit


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