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It's not the East or the west side
no it's not
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not
it's the dark side
you are correct
you can't front on the dark side
to all you Vader haters out there
we'll blow your planet up

1st verse
what is my bidding my master
it's a disaster Skywalker we're after
but if he can be turned to the dark side
yes he'd be a powerful ally
another dark jedi
he will join us or die

Chrous:

we've got death star 8(x)

Uncle owen:
Get your ass over here and quit monkeying with that damn landspeeder
Did you fix those two droids
did you clean your room

2nd verse Luke, Yoda & Obi Wan

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
can I go to Toshi Station
I got a lay away on a power converter
but know your treating me like a scruffy
nerf hearder

Obi Wan:

Luke use the force and run
run to Dagabah
run to Dagabah

Yoda:

I'm Yoda I'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then fold ya
I though I told ya
don't be unwise judge me not by my size
you won't believe your eyes
watch the x-wing rise

Luke:
Yoda why you being a player hater
you know I still must confront Lord Vader

Yoda:
But Luke, not ready are you

Luke:
but there's a city in the clouds where
they're keeping my crew
A Jedi has to do what a Jedi has to do
so now Vader - I'm coming for you

Luke in x-wing talking

3rd verse Vader and Emperor

Impressive now release your anger
you must have realized your friends were in danger
Luke: ahhh why'd you cut off my hand

Vader: its imperative that you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
telling you about your father

Luke: he told me enough he told me you killed him

Vader: then there's something I must reveal then

Chrous:
I'm your father

Han:
knock him out the box Luke knock him out the box

Alright Dudes and possibly Lady Dudes, I didn't make this up, I wish I did, but sadly I didn't sad

. Oh well, it's really a video, you can find it on flashplayer.com or atomfilms.com. The video's awsome so watch it, oh and if you couldn't tell by the video ( if you watch it ) it's episodes 4-6. Enjoy!