manorastroman
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McGuyver versus Batman
oh yes, i went there.
Feb 13th, 2005 08:22 AM
long pig
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i was going to make this yesterday...but i decided not to cuz its stupid...we all know mcguyver would own batman
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Feb 13th, 2005 09:47 AM
grey fox
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yeah he'd make a atom bomb out a peice of string a carbord box and a glue stick tie it to batman and detonate it
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Feb 13th, 2005 10:48 AM
NoFate007
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But if you're talking about the old cheesy Batman, he would pull "Anti-Atomic Bomb Spray" out of his utility belt. So we're at a draw with tha one.
Feb 13th, 2005 03:03 PM
Doctor-Alvis
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MacGyver would know that "anti" sprays are counteracted by a mixture of common soil and a sneeze.
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a great big penis.
Feb 13th, 2005 03:38 PM
snoopdogg
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Batman is Mcgyver and Jean-Claude Van-Damm mixed in one.
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Jun 27th, 2005 02:54 AM
RayIsGay
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you need to find something to do with your lives...
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Jun 27th, 2005 03:12 AM
Doctor-Alvis
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by snoopdogg
Batman is Mcgyver and Jean-Claude Van-Damm mixed in one.
Having Jean Claude Van Damm in you only means are forced to be mild mannered until your friend and/or brother gets beat down.
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a great big penis.
Jun 27th, 2005 03:20 AM
mdbull73
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One well timed kick to MacGyver's temple ends it all.
Jun 27th, 2005 03:24 AM
Dizzle
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One lightspeed projectile (paperclip) launched by the ultimate Earthly weapon, (big rubberband, 3 twigs, several coconuts, and a drinking straw... All of this employs the natural properties of Earth's magnetic fields for increased velocity, of course) to Batman's temple kills him before he can get said kick in.
And Bruce would kick Van Damm's ass. And his crippled brother's too.
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Jun 27th, 2005 04:04 AM
EvilCap America
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dizzle
One lightspeed projectile (paperclip) launched by the ultimate Earthly weapon, (big rubberband, 3 twigs, several coconuts, and a drinking straw... All of this employs the natural properties of Earth's magnetic fields for increased velocity, of course) to Batman's temple kills him before he can get said kick in.
And Bruce would kick Van Damm's ass. And his crippled brother's too.
Yes hee beats Bats for now but mankind will not be satisfied they build bigger rubberbands and BIGGER twigs until one day they make a paperclip launcher so big it will DESTROY THEIR ENTIRE RACE MUAHAHA!
Yeah Van Damme loses to Bats too heck Rob Van Damme would beat JCVD
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Jun 27th, 2005 04:07 AM
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