roughrider
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Longshot, Wolverine, Starfox & Hercules - singles bar!
All four of these guys have a knack for attracting the opposite sex. So, the newest and biggest singles nightclub has opened in Manhatten, full of supermodels and business-women looking to cut loose; even the Sex & The City cougars are there!
By next morning, who's got the best scorecard??
Sep 9th, 2005 07:43 PM
olympian
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Hercules
Then Starfox.
then Longshot, because ya know. Hes gets lucky.
Then Wolverine.
Sep 9th, 2005 08:19 PM
Onikirimaru
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Starfox? The nintendo character?
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Sep 9th, 2005 11:38 PM
roughrider
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Starfox? The nintendo character?
No...Eros; Thanos' brother. Can control anyone's emotions through his smile.
Why am I not suprised you picked Hercules to finish first, Olympian??
Sep 10th, 2005 12:27 AM
Metalmanx
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No way. Longshot definitely gets the ladies first. In fact, he'll probably end up taking the ladies away from the rest of them as well.
But I guess I'd say...
1. Longshot (by a longshot. Hah! I kill me)
2. Wolverine
3. Hercules
4. Starfox
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Sep 10th, 2005 04:35 AM
armandovalles
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1) Hercules - all he has to do is flex his muscles and its like mind control to Ladies.
2) Starfox - he can control people's emotions, but is no match for Herc.
3) Longshot - Is lucky, but sometimes luck wont get u a win, especially when u have a mullet.
4) Wolverine - i dunno, he's hairy, smells like an animal, and acts like one too, so hes not gonna get much ass.
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Sep 10th, 2005 05:05 AM
King KAM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by armandovalles
1) Hercules - all he has to do is flex his muscles and its like mind control to Ladies.
2) Starfox - he can control people's emotions, but is no match for Herc.
3) Longshot - Is lucky, but sometimes luck wont get u a win, especially when u have a mullet.
4) Wolverine - i dunno, he's hairy, smells like an animal, and acts like one too, so hes not gonna get much ass.
dude, dont underestimate Wolverine, he has that X factor chicks LOVE, look at Warf from Star trek, butt ugly klingon but he gets tons of chicks, because as the rock says, "he gives them that.......special feeling".
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Sep 10th, 2005 08:04 AM
olympian
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Wolverine never got more tang than Hercules in his life.
Starfox its the contender because of his charm powers.
Longshot next because hes lucky. That doesnt mean hes going to take it all, but lucky as he is we all know hes going to take quite some.
Logan is the last. He once tried to get some with Longshot in the same bar and got fragged. Twice he tried to shag with Hercules in a bar and got fragged.
And the last one, Hercules wasent even in the bar. The gal (owner btw) gave logan a nono and said she was going out with the greek.
Conan comic book wise would be much more an opponent than those three.
Sep 10th, 2005 09:19 AM
King KAM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by olympian
Wolverine never got more tang than Hercules in his life.
Starfox its the contender because of his charm powers.
Longshot next because hes lucky. That doesnt mean hes going to take it all, but lucky as he is we all know hes going to take quite some.
Logan is the last. He once tried to get some with Longshot in the same bar and got fragged. Twice he tried to shag with Hercules in a bar and got fragged.
And the last one, Hercules wasent even in the bar. The gal (owner btw) gave logan a nono and said she was going out with the greek.
Conan comic book wise would be much more an opponent than those three.
Wolverine gets more tang than herc.
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Sep 10th, 2005 09:21 AM
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Sep 10th, 2005 09:30 AM
King KAM
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those are all groupies, i herc was sooo cool, someone would actually give a damn about him, which they dont.
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Sep 10th, 2005 09:32 AM
olympian
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Hey dont feel bad. Logan at least manages to get some.
Sep 10th, 2005 09:33 AM
xmarksthespot
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Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there.
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Sep 10th, 2005 09:35 AM
King KAM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there.
doubt it.....
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Sep 10th, 2005 09:38 AM
olympian
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"Any female telepath in the bar would immediately gravitate towards Cyclops if he's there."
If they are blonde or red head. Yeah i could see it.
Sep 10th, 2005 09:42 AM
xmarksthespot
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Or purple haired... Psylocke, Madelyne Pryor, Emma Frost, and of course Jean Grey.
Wolverine can settle for Jubilee.
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Sep 10th, 2005 09:45 AM
olympian
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Jean Grey and Madison are red heads.
Psylocke would be the exception tho i recall it being only a flirt.
Sep 10th, 2005 09:47 AM
xmarksthespot
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He got more from Psylocke than Wolverine ever would.
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Sep 10th, 2005 09:49 AM
olympian
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ahaa, that part i didnt remembered.
The classic " i pretend to be a nice guy but come over and ill show how bad i am "
Good going Mr Scott. My respect for you just went up.
"Wolverine can settle for Jubilee"
Is she free for him now
Sep 10th, 2005 09:53 AM
King KAM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by olympian
ahaa, that part i didnt remembered.
The classic " i pretend to be a nice guy but come over and ill show how bad i am "
Good going Mr Scott. My respect for you just went up.
"Wolverine can settle for Jubilee"
Is she free for him now
Wolverine has too may haters, so you know hes a player.......
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