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Prince Xizor runs the gauntlet.
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Generic Hero
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Prince Xizor runs the gauntlet.

Setting : Prince Xizor's Quarters

Duration : One night. His run must be finished by 6:00 AM. His run starts at 12:00 AM.

Theme : Hawt Seckz lol

Note: The sex must be good. Like, real good. No rush jobs. Every girl must be seduced with proper foreplay, so it's not like a 10 minute stand. If he runs out of steam and fails to satisfy a woman, he loses. After every "match", he has 20 minutes to prep up. If he fails to get back in the mood during this time, he loses.


1 - The Dark Woman
2 - Shaak Ti
3 - Princess Leia (RotJ)
4 - Aayla Secura
5 - Padme Amidala
6 - Aunt Beru (RotS)

Now it gets tougher.

7 - Bastila Shan
8 - Princess Leia (ANH Leia, and she's really pissed off)
9 - Handmaiden and all of her sisters. (There are 5 sisters IIRC. All at once. In this match, the girls hate each other. Xizor must seduce all of them and have sex with all of them at the same time. For this match, all the girls are given the necesary bisexual tendacies)

Does he make it all the way?

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Council#13
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Why is Beru before Padme and her daughter, and why are the Jedi before Padme and Leia?


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Because Jedi are cheap whores.

The female ones, I mean.

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Pfft. I wish.


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I think he has a shot at making it seeing as how he seduced Leia with near comical ease. The last one would be tough, but he could make it work if he has enough time.

And the Jedi, in this thread, cannot block his seduction techniques with the force.

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This is crude......


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why do i think that xizor wouldn't break a sweat during this?
mainly i think that ROTJ leia wouldn't break ever, because even when she first met him he had to conjur up a whole roomful of that stuff, and even then she resisted, so by ROTJ she should be prepared for this. (she should be the final boss.)


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But this time, she has no memory of her past encounters and she is not an enemy to Xizor. It should be easier for him.

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yes, but if its ROTJ that means she has the advantages of ROTJ , ergo, she knows of SOTE


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I'll remove that advantage for the sake of the thread.

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Pfft, he loses right off to bat. The Dark Woman? laughing out loud


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Darth_Hexus
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hahah, you have a point there, but the real quesiton is does he want the dark woman?
BTW i'm selling tickets to the aayla secure one, whose willing to buy?


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Does anyone?


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Dude, the Dark Woman was a freak in the sack. Just ask Ki-Adi-Mundi.

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Most Jedi are pretty resistant to the whole Falleen thing.


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Xizor needs to read "How To Be A Playa", written by Master Yoda, resident pimp and playa of the Jedi Council.

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Yeah, he even got ass on the Council (Yaddle).

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Razielim
Yeah, he even got ass on the Council (Yaddle).


And off of it (Tarfull).


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Captain REX
Pfft, he loses right off to bat. The Dark Woman? laughing out loud
laughing


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Captain REX
Pfft, he loses right off to bat. The Dark Woman? laughing out loud
laughing out loud Agreed.


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