Just so you know, GK and I are going to be watching this thread like hawks to make sure nothing ugly breaks out. At the first sign of trouble, it will be closed.
Also, I had to fix the thread title, it was making me cringe
"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
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Lets point out the obvious stupidity in each religion.
Children of the Atom: People worship an atom bomb.
Unitology: Because people found an odd-shaped space rock with markings on it, they think it came from God (you sure it wasn't ET fellas?) and because of their religion, they tried taking it back to Earth and look what happened, because they moved the rock, the galaxy has to suffer the wrath of the Necromorphs.
The Order: A cult of religious nutjobs who worship a God (which could possibly just be a demon) full of nothing but speculation.
True Eye: Cult of psychopaths wearing rain coats. Oddly enough when they first appeared, they attempted to sacrifice a woman (wearing clothes, you'll understand soon) but when trying to sacrifice Frank, he's stripped down to his underpants. Awkward.
The Rapture Family: Splicers worshipping a Little Sister after being influenced by a crazy old woman.
Daedric worship: Beacuse a certain cult had to worship a certain Daedric Prince of Destruction, Cyrodil would've been destroyed were it not for the protagonist.
The Covenant: An army of different alien races joining forces to activate the Halo rings to go on some journey but what they don't know is that when the rings do get activated, all life in the galaxy is eradicated so basically, they're commiting suicide and they don't even know it.
Arkvoodelism: I'm surprised the Furons didn't try hiding this. Having a religion as embarassing as Arkvoodelism would have you hiding your face is shame. Humor or not, calling your lord the "Lord of the Sacred Crotch" has got to be the most ridiculous (yet funniest) thing ever.
The dumbass religion they keep bringing up on FF XIII. I'm not even sure if it is a religion, it's hard to understand certain parts of that game when I'm not fully paying attention becuase it drags at times for me.
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