Ways To Know Your Obsessed With
Pirates of the Caribbean
1. You can quote the 1st one word for word- and you already can say 1/4th of the 2nd one beacuse you've seen it so many times.
2. You've posted a few of your own theories on this board and gotten into many conversations about them.
3. You've learned so many other small details from this forum that when you talk to anyone not on here- you talk for 398 hours straight about how awesome the movies are before you realize the person lost interest after the first 5 minutes.
4. You search for pictures of Pirates of the Caribbean in your free time.
5. You've printed those pictures and hung them around your room or put them on binders. Or have a poster hanging in your room of it. (I bought a tiger beat magazine just for the pirates poster )
6. You swear you'll go to DisneyLand/World JUST for the Pirates ride because Jack Sparrow has been added.
7. You've spent more money going to the theater to see the movie than it will cost to just buy the DVD when it comes out...
8. You now have a little thing for pirates. But you also critique them all saying "psh, Johnny does it better "
9. Seeing previews on TV for it after you had seen it makes you laugh hysterically to remember it. As in "Look! An undead monkey! Top that!"
10. You've searched for clips on YouTube and watch them over and over.
11. You've said a line in the movie pretending that you were the actual actress or actor in it.
12. For the obsessed Depp fans- You now hate Keira Knightly.
13. Anytime you hear the word "rum" you laugh uncontrollably to yourself... and sometimes out loud.
14. You dressed like pirates to go see the movie.
15. You research little tidbits about the movie for the fun of it.
16. You come to this forum at LEAST twice a day.
17. You find yourself calling people 'mate' and saying 'savvy?' before you even have time to think about it.
18. You find an odd urge to WANT to wear a corset. Just to see what it's like.
19. You can sing along with the music of the first one.
20. You've saved a collection of quotes you've found on here.
21. You've decided this: is the best dang smiley you've ever seen in your entire life.
that's all for now. everyone keep it going! Don't forget to number!! (just so we can see how many we can get haha)
HAHAHAHA!!!! great thread topic. this is wonderful!
22. You plan, in detail, your first kiss with each cast member
23. You call the cast members by their first names, or even nicknames... (orli...)
24. You have a complex data analysis team working day and night to discover the secret of who Liz will choose...
25. You have a restraining order from Johnny Depp, his family, and that neighbor of yours who looks like Johnny Depp.
26. You speak in forum-lingo (IMO, POTC, etc...)and are shocked when people don't know what you are talking about.
27. You have a shirt that says "I love Jack"... and you wear it.
28. You bought a boat
29. You sank your boat immitating Jack's famous intro into 1.
30. You dress like a pirate on a regular basis... and people no longer find it strange.
31. you have read more doing research about ships, pirates, and sea mythology than you did in school.
32. you've added a rule to your list: the person you marry must be or look like a pirate.
33. you refuse to see any other movie in theatres, because you want to make sure POTC tops in boxoffice.
34. you got a tattoo with your pirate name
35. you got kicked out of disney world for making out with the Jack Sparrow animatronics.
36. before getting kicked out, you caught that special moment on film and have created your own fan film to enjoy
37. two words: dred locks
38. you are convinced the Pirate Brethren could become the next major political party
39. You already have your midnight tickets for 3
40. You are already saving your place in line at the theatre for 3.
41. you periodically break into the theatre to check for trailers, posters, or cut-outs you could steal
42. you have turned down marriage proposals because they did not satisfy your idea of the perfect proposal, involving Jack Sparrow, a ship, and some witty banter.
Hey!I'm new but I'm totally obsessed with potc and potc2 so its all good.
23.You have two copy's of each soundtrack.
24.When you wear Davy Jones key that you got off of ebay
25You say goodnight to the Jack Sparrow poster hanging on your wall every night!
26.When you think a squid faced man is cool.
Yep thats all I got
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48. you believe the kraken is real
49. you have an evacuation plan from your house in case of A. undead pirate attack, B. Davy Jones' crew attack, or C. cannibal attack
50. you find wet, dirty, and grubby people attractive
Gender: Female Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy
LOL I love No. 35 - getting kicked out of disneyland for making out with the Jack Sparrow recreation thingy.....now that's enjoying the Pirates Ride.
51. You've come up with fantasy endings to POTC 3 because you can't fall asleep at night for thinking about POTC 1 and 2.
52. You feel as if you will go crazy waiting for POTC 3 to come out so you can know what will become of Jack Sparrow.
53. You watch all the music videos of POTC 2 on youtube and those songs are now your favorite songs even if you've never heard them before.
54. You download the songs and make your own POTC CD with those songs
55. You imagine that you are Keira in the KISS OF DEATH scene.
56. You are so obsessed with Johnny Depp all other men fail in comparison.
57. You find that you must look at Pictures of Johnny Depp every night before you go to bed.
58. You watch the KISS clip at least twice a day.
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51.It feels like forever since the last time you saw POTC2 and its actually only been 2 days.
52.You shout out random qoutes when you hear someone talk about POTC2.
53.You have pirates skull earings (and you hate wearing skulls)
54.You walk around holding the Aztec gold medalion from the first movie and people are used to it.
55.You got your entire school class to see it just so it would be another excuse to see it.
56.You have a Jack sparrow,Davy Jones and Barbossa action figures sitting by the computar.
__________________ Life's cruel.Why should the afterlife be any different?-Davy Jones
Gender: Male Location: Everywhere yet Nowhere
think about
51. When you through away all of your jewlry because they are not a pirate medalion
52. When you start putting the word Captain in front of your name
53. When you camp outside Johny Depts house for 73 consecutive hours and it feels like only a minute has passed
54. you have all of the casts phone numbers written on your hand
55. You live on an exact replica of the black pearl every day
56. you have a hidden suply of rum hidden around you house, home, school/ work
57. You only understand people if they use the words savvy and mate once in a sentence.
58. You keep a bottle of paprika in you pocket in case of a canibal attack
59. You can play the whole sound track with those wine glasses that you wet and rub your finger along the rim of the glass
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51. You saw pirates2 at 12:01am
52. You have a pirate quote or picture in your signatures on emails or anything OTHER then this site.
53. You think the lord of the rings aint got nuthin on the Pirates trilogy!
54. Once you open your mouth about Pirates people immediately label you one of those "johnny depp obsessed fans" when in all reality... your a "PIRATES obsessed fan" there's a difference. but its crazy "how many times those 2 coincide" hehe.
55. ^you understand why those 6 words were in quotes
Gender: Female Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy
59. You call everyone LOVE.
60. You sneak away to watch the Pirate movie, telling your family you are meeting a friend for lunch.
61. Once you are finish watching the one you paid to get into see, you find the next theatre room that is showing it and catch it one more time (two for the price of one)
62. You fall asleep every night Watching POTC 1
63. You are wondering when is the next time you can sneak away to see the movie.
64. You can't understand how anyone can go to the movies and see anything other than Dead Man's Chest.
65. You try to win the lottery so you can buy the Island next to Johnny's Island.
66. You wonder how you lived before POTC 1 and 2 ever came out. What did you do with all your time?
67. You can't seem to get anything else accomplished because your time is spent surfing the net for anything Johnny and Pirates and you visit this forum 24/7
__________________ All my thanks to savvysparrowluv!
Gender: Female Location: With the Pirates of the Caribbean!
72. printing the script to potc 1 out on your computer, put it in a binder and read it in ur spare time and when watching the movie
73. putting icons about potc in ur myspace
74. buying the any books that have to do with potc
75. knowing every line to potc 1 and 2
77. you make new friends JUST so you can take them to see THE MOVIE
78. family vacations have now become about one location: the caribbean.
79. you have taken to wearing extreme amounts of eyeliner...
i love this thread. seriously. cracks me up everytime. yall are so clever.
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Ways to know you're OBSESSED with PotC! :)
! haha. I'll start. 
is the best dang smiley you've ever seen in your entire life.
Aug 5th, 2006 02:45 AM
All my thanks to savvysparrowluv!
Gold is power
(sorry if someone already said that one)
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