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Clark Kent a Virgin? - Smallville

When did Clark Kent lose his virginity in the smallville series? Or is he still a virgin? wink

Apr 6th, 2007 12:26 AM

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Season 5 episode 2 Mortal
Clark and Lana slept together, got busted by ma and pa kent in the kitchen. Lana said its the best sleep shes had in 3 weeks, so you know clark was putting the long pole to her. laughing

Apr 6th, 2007 03:46 AM

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Season 5 episode 2 Mortal
Clark and Lana slept together, got busted by ma and pa kent in the kitchen. Lana said its the best sleep shes had in 3 weeks, so you know clark was putting the long pole to her.

Showed her a little bit of his 'Kryptonian heratige' eh? shifty

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ooppss, my mistake....its not episode 2 Mortal.
Its episode 3 Hidden

Apr 6th, 2007 06:45 PM

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How did the condom stop his supersemen? In theory, they should have blasted through the thin latex barrier and punched holes in Lana's back, stomach, or the back of her head, depending on how he was being serviced.

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guess they just thought no one would ask that question lol

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How did the condom stop his supersemen? In theory, they should have blasted through the thin latex barrier and punched holes in Lana's back, stomach, or the back of her head, depending on how he was being serviced.

He didn't have his powers at the time. Jorel took them away as "punishment" for something that's long forgotten by now.

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How did the condom stop his supersemen? In theory, they should have blasted through the thin latex barrier and punched holes in Lana's back, stomach, or the back of her head, depending on how he was being serviced.

He was Human

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Lana had a shard of Kyrptonite in her vagina

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Originally posted by sapphiremouse
Season 5 episode 2 Mortal
Clark and Lana slept together, got busted by ma and pa kent in the kitchen. Lana said its the best sleep shes had in 3 weeks, so you know clark was putting the long pole to her.

It's called "Smallville" for a reason. wink

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When did Clark Kent lose his virginity in the smallville series? Or is he still a virgin?

he cant be a virgin cause in superman returns remember when louis was on luthors ship with her son and her son threw the piano at that guy ? thats supes son so no clark isnt a virgin

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i also have a picture to prove that hes not a virgin but i dont want to take the risk on posting it. unless the mod doesnt mind just one picture big grin

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