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ToMacco
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. . . uck. . who farted?

Tell one and all of smelly stories.

This one time a guy I worked with farted and it smelled up the workplace for three hours. I'm not bullshitting you, either. sad

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Jan 21st, 2007 05:46 PM

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Dave_97
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once i was being annoying, and joel threw a phone book at me.

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Jan 21st, 2007 05:48 PM

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ToMacco
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huh?

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Jan 21st, 2007 05:54 PM

Dave_97
Party Dave

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i was being annoying so joel threw a phone book at my head.

whats not to get?

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Jan 21st, 2007 05:57 PM

TRH
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I farted one time and I soiled myself

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BobbyD
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...years ago, let one rip on my neice's head.

She screamed in horror!!!

Hysterical! laughing

Jan 21st, 2007 06:06 PM

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TRH
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...years ago, let one rip on my neice's head.

She screamed in horror!!!

Hysterical!

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Jan 21st, 2007 06:06 PM

REXXXX
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Look, it's To!

Hmm, I'll have to remember a story, won't I?

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TRH
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Look, it's To!

Hmm, I'll have to remember a story, won't I?

He has been here a while

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Jan 21st, 2007 06:07 PM

BlkMrkt
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Re: . . . uck. . who farted?

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Originally posted by ToMacco
Tell one and all of smelly stories.

This one time a guy I worked with farted and it smelled up the workplace for three hours. I'm not bullshitting you, either.

I know what you mean.

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Kelly_Bean
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ToMacco
Tell one and all of smelly stories.

This one time a guy I worked with farted and it smelled up the workplace for three hours. I'm not bullshitting you, either.

Hmm...
One time in 6th grade I thought I'd let one slip out, thinking it'd be silent. I was wrong! It was really loud so when everyone started laughing and asking who did it I blamed it on this really big prep sitting in the middle-front.

Also my sophomore year I let a silent one out and my friend Scott across the room said "Ew, someone shat and it smells like tacos!" and the previous night I had had tacos. embarrasment

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krillinite
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what i wanna hear is who farted during a date?

Jan 21st, 2007 07:34 PM

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wuTa
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This one time in English class this kid farted and cleard out the whole room, everyone was in the hallway for 15 minutes while the kid who farted just sat at his all proud like he just cured cancer.

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Bloigen
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like he just cured cancer.

Maybe he did.

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TRH
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Maybe he did.

daherg@u

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Jan 21st, 2007 07:59 PM

Strangelove
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One time when I worked at a movie theatre, I worked in the box office when I was particularly gassy, and my manager (a cool guy) remarked that it "smelled like gorillas"

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