Synopsis: Ushgarak, aspiring sovereign of KMC, and his henchman, REX, participate in 'The Coolest Gauntlet Ever '07' to demonstrate their mighty control of the MOD.
Characters:
[Below is a brief description of the primary characters]
Ushgarak - A powerful Moderator with a MODichlorian count over 20,000, Ush is a deadly force at KMC. After destroying the reign of the Marka Ragnos and Darth Revan fanboys [collectively known as 'the Dark Times'], he began to plot his path to UNLIMITED POWAH!
REX - Also known as Captain REX, Count REX, OhmyGAWDit's REX, and Ican'tBELIEVEit'sNOT REX, REX is Ush's primary enforcer in the Star Wars Versus Forums. Gifted with a high MODichlorian count, REX is now in the midst of Nebaris's invasion of KMC [collectively known as 'the Not-So-Dark-But-Still-Freakin'-Bad-Times'].
Gideon - Words cannot begin describe the amount brilliance, sexyness, and evilness that Gideon de Turkey, supreme master of all that is anything, possesses. So I'm not even going to try.
Tangible God - He's a freakin' hobo; that's all you need to know.
Advent - Advent, KMC's 'Bundle of Joy', is one of the greatest Debaters [wielders of the Dark Side of the MOD] ever known. She frequently engages in sexual activities with Lord Gideon de Turkey [collectively known as 'the Best-Times-of-Her-Life].
Challenge: Can Ush and REX defeat the enemies of the Gauntlet?
Round 1: Ush and REX are armed with AdminiSABERS and fully functional use of the MOD. They are allowed 15 minutes of rest after each battle.
1. TPM Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn
2. AotC Obi-Wan, Anakin, and The Fonze from Happy Days
3. RotS Mace Windu, Master Yoda, and Darth Sidious
4. NJO Luke, DE Sidious, and Darth Revan's Mom
5. Carrie Underwood's Jesus Take the Wheel [which begs the question: is Jesus a licensed driver?]
Round 2: Ush and REX are armed with AdminiSABERS only! No REST!
1. Battle Droid #34 from TPM
2. A naked Darth Glentract
3. A naked Advent
4. The Darth Revan Fanclub
5. Lifetime, Television For Women [can it be stopped?!]
Round 3: Ush and REX are armed with MOD-powers only! No REST!
1. Nebaris
2. A naked Watto and Jabba the Hutt
3. Chuck Norris
4. Naked Ragnos fans
5. Sorgo
Round 4: Ush and REX can use anything and everything at their disposal [including Chuck Norris]
1. A naked Advent [I know, she's already been here, but it's eye candy]
2. Gideon, the Supreme Master of the Universe
3. A naked Hillary Clinton
It is quite possible. Personally, I thought it'd be funny, myself, but if I offended anyone, I am seriously sorry. What, with all of the spam Gauntlet's eliciting funny responses, I thought that this would as well...
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: On cloud 9 in 7th heaven! I didn't
Not only can chuck norris roundhouse kick you to hell, but every single hair on his chest can do the same with the same power.
Chuck is just that badass...it like the old proverb goes, "When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris." They go down hard at Chucky, provided he hasn't been stunted by the gruesome sight of a naked Hilary Clinton.
Apr 29th, 2007 04:46 PM
http://darthglentract.tripod.com/index.html Go Jawa's!!
