Scene: jack,liz and barbie are having a little chat as they are walking along the beach towards will, beckett and jones
Jack: This is all your fault...You and your bloody brethren court...If i'd of had my way, i would still be sat in old what's-his-faces locker waiting for my ever impending doom...
Elizabeth: Yes, Jack...because we're all having the time of our lives here, walking along this sandy strip of land...
Jack: Thats another thing...If it wasn't for you and you're blood brethren court, i wouldn't be walking along right now, feeling like i was creating a sandcastle in my left boot!
Barboza: Are we quite finished, Jack?
Jack: NO! And another thing-
Elizabeth: Jack, now really isnt the time for idle chit-chat...we've got to look like we mean business or fish face and the poisoned dwarf will take advantage.
Jack: Fine, Mrs Bossy Britches...Who died and made you queen?
Barboza: I think that would be you, Jack.
Jack: Damn my half baked plans!!
Barboza: Do we even know what we're supposed to be bargaining for?
Elizabeth: Not sure...I was just gonna roll with whatever plan jack happens to have up his sleeve.
Jack: Oh, well thats just brilliant...The one time you decide to go along with a plan of mine, and its the one time when I have no idea what I'm doing.
Barboza: PLEASE be kidding me?
Jack: Its alright, Mate. Freestyling never hurt anyone...
Elizabeth: great...Davy jones locker, here we come...
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
Very good, T. Maria. You don't suck one bit.
The very first scene you DIDN'T see.
Soldier: Okay, kid. Last chance, what is the significance of that coin you have? If you tell us, we'll let you live.
Boy: But the French pirate with the rouge-covered cheeks said to keep this safe in case he and the other members of the brethren court needed them to summon the sea goddess Calypso again....oops.
Guard: Ah, they're a summoning device. I think we'll kill you anyway.
(Kid is dragged out of his cell by the guard. He holds his coin tightly in his fist.)
Guard: Hey, Roberts! Get this kid a stool for his hanging.
Roberts: Ha ha ha, stool.
Guard: Get going! Now, young sir, you're about to see what happens to little boys that talk to pirates.
Kid: You can't treat people this way! One day, the poor, dirty, working class will rise up and sing a sea shanty and it will cause more problems than you'll ever know!
Guard: Well, it's a good thing I'm stationed here and not out in Singapore, isn't it? Now step up there!
okay, I know we've all talked about this, and this isn't sour grapes, this is just the ending scene that got cut for timing reasons.
Jack is in his clipper, with his rum, in what we all saw was the last scene. As he hums and stumbles around, he pulls out a telescope and glances about the sea. He suddenly does a double-take.
Jack: That can't be right. Jacky, I keep tellin ya, it's time to cut back on the rum. (Jack thinks about what he just said, then starts laughing--- yeah right!)
He lifts the telescope back up and we get the shot--- it's Elizabeth in a larger, better outfitted boat, with a telescope, looking straight back at him.
Jack suddenly leaps over his supplies and reaches for the piece of map he stole from Barbossa, which has been replaced by a chinese fan. Jack curses under his breath, then shouts towards Elizabeth's boat:
Jack: In case you didn't notice, Mrs. Turner, I have the compass! Good luck sailing the dark and dismal sea without it!
Elizabeth: (shouting back) I don't plan on sailing without it!
Jack: (about to shout back something clever, then pauses) Care to enlighten me?
The boats have gradually moved closer together, so that Elizabeth can speak normally from the deck of her ship.
Elizabeth: I'm taking you captive. I can't bring this ship into port by myself, nor do I intend to brave the dangers surrounding the fountain of youth on my own. (Jack notices a canon on her ship, aimed at his) Will you come peacefully, or must I blow your pathetic raft out of the water first?
Gender: Female Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy
OMG...I soooo love this deleted scene...it's kind of "romancing the stone"ish.......like when he sails into the streets of new york on the yacht....to take her away........
oh, if only....I wish I could type up a deleted scene...put too tired and frustrated to think of one today....I'm a big football fan..and my team lost today....in 3 overtimes!!!!! uggghhhh.....why oh why must everything I hope and pray for.....go to pot!!!!! oh well, such is the lot of my life...
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Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
HOW I WISH... *wipes tear* that would be AWEsome, and would've made up for all-*takes pillow and twists it* those stupid Willabeth scenes and that... wretched awful- *throws pillow away hard* decision that they suddenly abandoned sparrabeth!
Beckett: Nothing personal, Jack. It's just good business.
Translation: Killing all your friends and you will get me promoted from head of EITC to Supreme Commander of the World.
(Jack and Elizabeth anxiously look out to the ocean)
Translation: This show is way overrated. They said Shamu would do a lot more tricks.
(The Flying Dutchman plunges out of the depths. The crew's sea-ness melts off of them. Bootstrap peels off the last starfish clinging to him)
Bootstrap's translation: That group facial did wonders!
Beckett: Ah. She survived.
Translation: Hee hee, Will's a girl.
(Will appears, sporting a new bandana and scar)
Will: Ready all the guns!
Translation: We're going to make this a quick battle cuz I want some marriage sex!
(Elizabeth looks overjoyed)
Translation: Did he say sex?
Jack: (looks overjoyed as well) Full cover!
Translation: Did he just say sex for Jack?
Barbossa: Aye! Full cover.
Translation: Hey! Let's hear it for the guy that made Will a married man! Hooray me.
(The captains positions their ships. Beckett starts to look worried.)
Gender: Female Location: at the second star to the right
Okay, forgive me if someone's done this one.
(We see two swords crossed together on the beach with the waves crashing)
Translation: Ooh, I love you, metal sword.
Other sword's translation: You're so hot. C'mere, you!
(Will is putting on his boot, a little out of breath)
Translation: And not a cigarette in sight. Oh well, at least Gibbs isn't anywhere in sight either.
Will: I'm going to need the other one.
Translation: I'll trade you my bandana for it.
(Elizabeth models the boot on her stunning leg. Will looks pretty turned on by this, takes the boot off of her and starts kissing and nuzzling her leg)
Translation: Hmm, one would think after that horrible ordeal your leg would be dirty, pale, and unshaven. Oh well.
Will: It's nearly sunset.
Translation: Damn, just when I was ready to start again...
(The ship is out in the distance)
Translation: Will! Bootstrap stole my cookie!
Will: (picks up the chest with his heart inside) It's always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe?
Translation: No feeding it a lot of chips. I don't want its arteries clogged.
Elizabeth: Yes.
Translation: Only fruits and vegetables.
(Elizabeth puts the chest on a rock and runs after him)
Translation: This isn't really safe for the chest, but it'll be okay.
Elizabeth: Will! (jumps in his arms and they make out)
Translation: We have to make this sexier than The Odyssey.
Will: Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
Translation: Because if you're not here in 10 years, I might go a little psycho.
(Elizabeth is left on the beach alone)
Translation: What's this weird sensation I have? Could I be pregnant? Hey, Will?
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Oct 13th, 2007 03:28 AM
All my thanks to savvysparrowluv!
thank you to Mrs.Fish for the siggy!!
