All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell."
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."
"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."
big talk from a guy whose life resembles Too Wong Foo Julie Newmar.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
My life is nothing like the types of movies I like. I'm sure that my life would be some movie where a guy meets a girl while in school. Could be a comedy, but most likely a romantic comedy that I couldn't identify.
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i guess the kevin smith characters or batman...,yeah, im going with Batman. In fact, i think you should all just refer to me as batman from here on out
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.