Greetings once again my observateurs de cinéma. A feeling of pure ecstacy undoubtlby races throughout your grotesquement hors de la forme bodys, upon the sheer utterance of my fantastic name, so, the way in which you are sure to greet my return is promises to be a phenomenon so unique I regret not being in the presence of it. Fortunately for you, this is one of those rare occasinons wherein a dream truly has become a reality; I have indeed returned to my research in baise faite face film buffs. I, with my truly spectacular mind, of course realise and can offer only my most sincere apologies for the fact that I did not analyse enough of your inutile vide minds during the year of my quite spectacular debut. This fact is one which leaves me in enough guilt to make it up to you in only the greatest possible fashion; my new years resolution is to dedicate myself to anaylsing you thrice as much as my attempts this year. And if you're lucky, perheps lecturing you on the virtues of opera, classical music, theatre, antiquities, and of course, Mongolian throat singing. This resolution promises, luckily for you, far more visits from me during the promising year of 2008. So, leaving you in dire anticipation of my many many upon more returns this year, well, I may as well say it, Step onto the couch you écume.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V
Ah, nothing like an simple analysis to begin my return. You sir, as any fellow Freudian worth his salt can inform you, suffer from an acute inferiority complex.
In admittedly, justified awe of my magnificent presence, you take it upon yourself to reply in a mocking borderline satirical manner. Rooted no doubt in your own feelings of inferiority in comparison to my admirable cultural knowledge.
My advice, find pride in yourself, however difficile a task that may prove to be. And do it now, lest you live the remainder of your life in my dashing héroïque shadow.
Because it was such a simple anaylsis, I will ask only $3,400 for the session. per word of course.
__________________ "Step Onto The Couch"
Last edited by Dr Flotsam on Dec 12th, 2007 at 10:03 PM
I could speak like you if I wanted to... no, just kidding. I don't believe we've met... so greetings. I was simply greeting you with a witty joke on your opening statement, no offense intended, since you seem such a learned gentleman and I simply wanted to amuse you.
Not sell, only pass on, and only my extensive knowledge of the fine arts, fine dining, and most important of all, my knowledge of the human psyche. Such as you, you bâtard soupçonneux, from only your brief ten and a half word reply I have gathered that you obviously quite inquisitive, to the point of severe distrust and potentially an unhealthy and dangerous case of paranoina.
My advice, confront this problem and eradicate it at once, lest it lead to potentially deadly consequences.
well listen .. i have no problem.. i would love for you to give me a reason why i should trust you .. and and i have no unhealthy paranoia .. i'm a happy person and i'm just fine thank you.
Hey! Don't call her or anyone else 'mongrels'! Unluckily for you, I speak french, so insulting us with it is useless. You seem like a generally nasty person, so please leave. You're no better than us.
Ahhhhh, nothing quite as sad as witnessing firsthand, such denial. I leave only this message to you; heed my advice. And other amoureux sourds-muets de film, heed this image, and most importantly learn form it lest you end up in a similar state. Looks as though I made my return just in time, I undoubtbly suspect you all appreciate and welcome it.
You've returned. I did not know you had left. I don't really know who you are. OTF is not your place for long winded messages, it'll fly over most posters heads.
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Dec 12th, 2007 09:49 PM
Grum is not amused.
