Squirrel Fart
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Thor vs Thanos with a twst
Thor also gets coaching from Lex Luthor.
Thanos is blood lusted.
Who wins?
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Jul 7th, 2008 08:27 PM
janus77
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Thanos >>> Lex
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Jul 7th, 2008 08:28 PM
NemeBro
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...I'm confused, wtf is coaching from Lex even supposed to do?
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Jul 7th, 2008 09:03 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
...I'm confused, wtf is coaching from Lex even supposed to do?
Agreed. And why would Thor need a coach anyway?
Jul 7th, 2008 09:04 PM
Naija boy
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How is coaching from lex luthor supposed to help thor against a bloodlusted thanos?
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Jul 7th, 2008 09:10 PM
D-Block
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ultimatethor
How is coaching from lex luthor supposed to help thor against a bloodlusted thanos?
Yeah he don't need a coach he just better bring it.
Jul 7th, 2008 09:20 PM
Naija boy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by D-Block
Yeah he don't need a coach he just better bring it.
On the other hand lex might help thor with speed training. To enable him run away faster
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Jul 7th, 2008 09:22 PM
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This is laughable. Thanos would kill Thor, then use his hammer at an auction to auction off his helmet. And he'd use Lex's head as a BINGO dabber.
Jul 7th, 2008 09:40 PM
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Edit.
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Jul 7th, 2008 09:46 PM
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Unless Lex teaches Thor how to speedblitz people, he'd go down hard.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scoobless
Thanos couldn't lift the hammer.
My sentiments exactly.
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Jul 7th, 2008 10:30 PM
batdude123
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by llagrok
Unless Lex teaches Thor how to speedblitz people, he'd go down hard.
My sentiments exactly.
You must be retarded.
Didn't you know KMC Thanos is immune to speed blitzing?
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Jul 7th, 2008 10:31 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by batdude123
You must be retarded.
Didn't you know KMC Thanos is immune to speed blitzing?
Oh yeah! Thanos resisted one of Surfer's energy blasts.
Dur me.
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Jul 7th, 2008 10:37 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by batdude123
You must be retarded.
Didn't you know KMC Thanos is immune to speed blitzing?
This works both as a joke and as a statement.
Jul 8th, 2008 01:43 AM
six6six
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Scoobless
Thanos couldn't lift the hammer.
How could Hulk lift Thor's hammer and Thanos not?
Jul 8th, 2008 03:02 PM
D-Block
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This would be a good fight IMO Thor does have the OdinForce. We might just see this fight.
Jul 8th, 2008 03:10 PM
golem370
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I would hate to be Lex if Thanos finds out he tryed to help Thor win.
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Jul 8th, 2008 03:19 PM
Squirrel Fart
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The way I look at it is.....Lex can study Thor and show him how use his powers better like speed or develop more powers....
Lex knows almost everything about Clark about what he can and cannot do.
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Jul 8th, 2008 03:37 PM
janus77
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Lex "coaching" Thor is totally redundant.
Lex isn't even in the major leagues, when it comes to Human genius. he's a mildly intelligent, wealthy and resourceful man with a vain and ruthless streak, pretty much Doom lite .
Thanos on the other hand, is a universally admired/feared and respected strategic mind, a formidable energy and PC wielder with an extensive knowledge of the arcane.
Lex has nothing to teach Thor which Thanos would not outsmart instantly. moreover, all this "coaching" stuff presumes that there is some way in hell that Thor will not just die within moments of Thanos blasting the shit out of him or using the PC to do some funky Surfer style attacks.
Thanos is more of a match for Thor's father, the son is chewing off too much here.
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