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Martin Riggs runs the Die Hard Gauntlet
Let's see how Mr. Riggs measures up against several of Die Hard's finest villains.
*Firearms optional
1. Hans Gruber (Die Hard)*
2. Major Grant (Die Hard 2)
3. Colonel Stuart (Die Hard 2)
4. Simon Gruber (Die Hard With a Vengeance), inside his chopper*
5. Mai (Live Free or Die Hard)
6. Thomas Gabriel (Live Free or Die Hard)* although Riggs may want to beat the shit out of him with his bare hands.
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Riggs pwns them all, more efficiently than McClaine did.
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If its Riggs at his current age (Or the age he would have been in 2006) especially when fighting Mai, Riggs is dead. (Assuming he survived Stuart)
Hes way too old for that shit.
With firearms though, hed probably just shoot 'em.
A lot of shit gets talked about how much Riggs is a hand to hand killer, but even though he has less kills than McClane, his percentage of "killed by shooting" kills is higher.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jan 31st, 2009 at 04:02 PM
Why do you always do that? Why do you always say Riggs in LW4? You know, we are counting ALL of the movie Riggs, not just 4.
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Look. If he really wanted to be cheap, he probably coulda just shot her or something.
Either his wanting arrest/interrogate her up until she kicked her out the window, or being old fashioned was responsible for him not trying to take her out 'til then.
Then when he lost his temper he perfectly combined the desire to get up there quickly before Computer geek was killed or forced to complete his task with desire to get up there quick to kick her arse.
The SUV was the quick way of doing it.
Riggs with the shipping container was a bigger punk out..
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jan 31st, 2009 at 08:04 PM
Right You have a habit of focusing on LW4 Riggs and ignoring the rest.
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Shoulda woulda coulda.....he got beat by a girl h2h, that's all there is to it.
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Dude if you were fighting tommorrow, and I was asked to make an assessment of your recent form, it would not be based on what you did when you were seventeen.
It'd be 'how did you get on last week.'
By your logic, Mike Tyson has never been and will never be defeated because of what he did to Larry Holmes back in the day, totally ignoring the spankings that Douglas, Lewis, Williams gave to him since.
And how can you moan about the mentioning of McClane's kill count from all the movies one minute, yet when you want to cite whatever Riggs does in all other movies, its somehow magically alright...?
McClaine got pwned h2h and had to use a truck to beat a GIRL. wheee!!!
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Wait, since when are they fighting tomorrow? It's ALL the Riggs and McClaine's, from all four movies.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Jan 31st, 2009 05:02 AM
You have a habit of focusing on LW4 Riggs and ignoring the rest.
