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Ash Williams vs Jason Voorhees
S-Mart is holding a grand opening at Crystal Lake. Big mistake, since the store is populated with part-time employees who happen to be horny teenagers.
Jason rises from his watery grave and shambles over to S-Mart. Machete in hand, Jason goes to work, leaving a mass of bodies in his wake.
As Jason raises his machete, a shotgun blast knocks him back.
It's Ash. He has moved up from Housewares to being the store manager.
And he's not happy to see some hockey-masked psycho tear up his store.
"Yo, hockey-mask," Ash calls out as he reloads his shotgun. "Let's go."
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: Everything you know is wrong.
He got the chainsaw, the metal hand, and the boomstick
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
Ash. he is faster and has more weapons. But Jason keeps coming back and shit.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Ash would frustrate the hell outta him, you gotta admit.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I see Ash winning over and over and over til Jason wears him down.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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That vid is bullcrap. Jason does not die from three shots from a shotgun. I've seen the movies and Jason had more than just three shots. Heck, Jason has taken more damage from things more powerful than a shotgun.
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May 17th, 2008 09:07 PM
