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Leon versus Batman...
Leon is the best assassin in Gotham City. He is offered a substantial amount to kill a mafia witness in protective custody. Leon arrives to complete his assignment, but, when he enters the room, Batman comes crashing through the window. Turns out that his employers have sold him out, tipping off Batman that he would be there.
They are on the top floor of Nakatomi Plaza (Die Hard), and Leon has to either kill Batman, or simply escape. Batman must take Leon alive.
Leon gets his two pistols and unlimited ammo, along with the weapons he had on his vest in "The Professional." Batman gets the same suit he had in Batman Begins. No sonar, no vehicles.
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Jul 11th, 2009 05:42 AM |
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AngryManatee
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Is Leon doing situps while hanging off a chair before Batman comes crashing through?
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Jul 11th, 2009 07:05 AM |
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Leon walks in, looks for his target, Bats crashes through the window. The fight is on.
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Jul 11th, 2009 09:02 AM |
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Sounds like fun. I think it would depend on how close it got...I'm sure leon is capable of sticking a bullet through Batman's open and unguarded mouth but if Batman can get in close enough quickly enough then he'd take it relatively easily hand to hand.
So either way, i don't think it'd be a long fight.
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Jul 11th, 2009 05:44 PM |
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Who has the advantage in stealth here?
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Jul 11th, 2009 06:02 PM |
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The one who is left alive.
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Jul 11th, 2009 06:13 PM |
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Thank you Captain Obvious. Who has the advantage in stealth as the battle starts?
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Jul 11th, 2009 06:15 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Depends. If its dar, probably Batman, Does Leon have nightvision..? Does Batman...?
Batmans hearing is probably better.
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Jul 11th, 2009 06:27 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Batman has the suit from Batman Begins, it didnt have sonar, did it?
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Jul 11th, 2009 06:36 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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It also had a stiff assed neck...and other issues....Hmmmmmm.
Advantage Leon, given the suit gimping.
You shoulda just issued Wayne with this, and be done with it:
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Jul 11th, 2009 06:58 PM |
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I was just about to say he can turn his head 
Basically the same suit he wore in TDK, but without the sonar and add on's. Or should it be the suit from Batman Begins, with him being able to turn his neck? Wasn't the suit in the TDK more vulnerable to gunfire?
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Jul 11th, 2009 07:00 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Not sure....Been a while...
I'll have to find time to rewatch them both soon though.
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Jul 11th, 2009 07:03 PM |
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I just looked it up, and I am watching TDK now. In TDK, he goes to Freeman and asks for a new sit, one he can turn his head in. Freeman makes one and explains it is more vulnerable to gunfire and knife attacks, but that it is lighter due to the seperation of the kevlar plates.
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Jul 11th, 2009 07:08 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Wellhe survives the rest of the movieok, I guess 'more vulnerable' could be a small risk, if what you are left with is "more vulnerable, yet 'still awesomely powerful/protected'.
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Jul 11th, 2009 07:17 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Let's go with the second suit from TDK, without sonar and all the add on's. Batman has his batarangs and shit.
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Jul 11th, 2009 07:19 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Fair enough.
Im still gonna have to think about this one.
Its an interesting match.
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Jul 11th, 2009 08:48 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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I think Leon would be extremely lucky to take Batman with an eye shot or a shot in the grill.
Not talking about sex either.
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Jul 11th, 2009 08:50 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Well if he snipes him when Batman is not expecting it, from head on, the bullet'll hit Bruce before he can react/move his head/block the shot.
And let's face it, he aint no slouch with that snipey boomstick.
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Jul 11th, 2009 08:59 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Well, he has his pistols, and all the gear on that vest he was wearing as the opening credits rolled.
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