Marv is looking for Goldie's killer. He is pissed. He is walking along and BAM, he steps into a time portal and is teleported to the time of Conan. Getting to his feet, he reaches for his gun, but he has lost it along the way.
Along comes Conan, on horseback. he sees Marv, and approaching him, draws his sword.
Marv laughs, spreads his arms wide, and says "C'mon, you ****ing fairy!!!"
Conan sheathes his sword and decides to take Marv h2h. To the death.
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Marv all the way. His bamfness is legendary. He got hit by a car multiple times and survived. They couldn't even get him the first time with the electric chair.
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I love Marv to death, but dude, seriously, I gotta go with Conan here.
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Interesting....The axe Marv used at the Roarke farm, or a big ass Kull the Conqueror axe?
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I remember the first fight scene from Conan the destroyer, I was like DAMN he's fast.
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I'd say you are correct on the punishment, but endurace IMO goes to Conan.
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Movie Conan was slow and stupid. I also think movie Conan is gay but even in the movies he is a master swordsman with great strength. I'm sure Marvs endurance is far greater than Conans but I think Conan is mightier. I haven't seen anything from Sin City to suggest that Marv is thick and tough enough to withstand a blow from Conans broadsword. Conan is powerful and skilled enough to take off limbs with a single strike. Marv doesn't have a chance.
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ooooh, I just read the part where he gets off his horse and draws his sword
In that case i think Marv would win 6/10. Conan will have to lock Marv in a monster submission. This is actually a good pairing. They both have similar fighting tactics and they also share the rage factor. I think Marvs agility and numbness gives him the edge though.
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In hindsight, if we factor in Conan's feats from that shit movie Conan: The Destroyer, he actually has a chance against Marv, as he took on that gigantic demon-god Dagoth (Andre the Giant behind the costume) and tore off it's horn.
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Aug 1st, 2009 09:36 PM
Pwned its ass.
