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Switowski (The Longest Yard) vs The Russian (The Punisher)
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Switowski (The Longest Yard) vs The Russian (The Punisher)

1. Arm Wrestling Match
2. Free-for-all brawl in Frank Castle's apartment

Who wins?


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Was Switowski in the original? Because I only know of the remake.

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Was Switowski in the original? Because I only know of the remake.


No he wasn't (or at least I'm not aware of his presence). I'm talking about the remake


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This is a good fight, but I think I'm giving it to Switowski in both; a really big majority.

If I remember right, the guy was damn near dead lifting bleachers, with a bunch of players sitting on them. That's easily into the thousands of pounds. And it didn't seem like he put that much effort into it.

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gotta go with Switowski for this one..


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Russian.


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The Russian was Steve Nash, and all he did was beat up on a regular guy and get his face burned.

Switowski like I said, dead lifted full bleachers, with somewhere between 7-12 guys sitting on it, all of them somewhere between 180-300lbs. That alone gives him the win.

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Do not forget however that Switoski does not have high pain tolerance, considering he was crying when the broke his nose, compared to the Russian who effortlessly stabbed Castle with the knife Frank just stabbed him in the chest with.

Just something to consider......


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I thought Switoski as the one who broke dudes nose?


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Switowski wins the arm wrestling match but loses in a fight. Dude probably doesn't know how to fight whereas the Russian is supposed to be a top hitman or something.

Besides, although no genius, the Russian look light years smarter than Switowski.


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They both looked like dumbasses.


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Switowski wins the arm wrestling match but loses in a fight. Dude probably doesn't know how to fight whereas the Russian is supposed to be a top hitman or something.


The Russian calls Switoski "a dirty n*gger" right before the H2H match....


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