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Ranbo versus Jason and Michael...

Rambo is drifting around the states. He hasn't come across Teasle and the deputies of Pleasantville yet. He runs across a campground one night, and decides to make camp for the night. As he sets up a makeshift shelter (It's pouring down rain BTW) and unrolls his sleeping bag, he looks to his right and sees a sign that says "Camp Crystal Lake."

Never heard of it.....

He kills a rabbit and is busy skinning it, when he hears movement in the distance. Getting to his feet, he sees Jason Voorhees, machete in hand, coming at him from twenty yards away.

At that moment, he senses movement behind him, turns, and sees Michael Myers, kitchen knife in hand, twenty yards away, emerging from the forest. He see Rambo and decides to kill him before taking on Jason.

Rambo runs into the forest and decides to stalk them, since they are obviously trying to kill him. He is as he was in "First Blood", in jeans and a tank top and boots, armed with his Bowie knife. Jason is as he was in the "Friday the 13th" remake, and Michael is as he was in the original "Halloween."

It's a game of cat and mouse. Rambo doesn't have to kill them, just **** them up bad enough so that he can grab his gear and leisurely stroll away.

Can he do it?


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Oh and hell yes he can do it. Even though michael walks ridiculously slow.


Does rambo check the bodies of the people he kills? or when he shoots his bow, does he know that it was a fatal hit?


Cause if he takes the time to check the bodies of jason and michael...

he's done for.


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RAMBO


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Oh and hell yes he can do it. Even though michael walks ridiculously slow.


Does rambo check the bodies of the people he kills? or when he shoots his bow, does he know that it was a fatal hit?


Cause if he takes the time to check the bodies of jason and michael...

he's done for.
All he has to do is incapacitate them. If he kills them, great, but not necessary.


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So all he has to do is basically... escape?


Hmm. Put him inside the house where jason's mother stayed. And have michael and jason enter opposite sides of the house


now what will rambo do


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He has to put them down for the count, he cant just run. They have to be out of the fight, so ****ed up that they have to retreat and lick their wounds for a month or so.

Or do you think he should have to kill them?


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Since this is in the jungle and Rambo doesn't have to engage them straight up, right away, I'll say his traps win it for him.

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Woods.


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Well, this is in Jason's territory. Perhaps it would be him setting the traps. I think Rambo could adapt. He wasn't particularly familiar with the forest in First Blood and in a couple of hours he made it his own.

Are Myers working together with Vorhees? Or are they trying to kill Rambo there seperate ways while not trying to kill one another.

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Good question.....Lets say that Jason and Michael have put aside their differences and are working as a team.


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I'll have to go with the team then. Myers is fairly intelligent. Vorhees maybe more so from what I hear.

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Rambo has a head start, they are a ways away, if he disappears into the forest, he can blend and they will never see him.


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Hmm.... Rambo gets raped if all he has is a knife


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I doubt it. Rambo will becomeone with the forest and take them out before they even see him.


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But the thing is, you have to think how exactly will rambo take them out? With just a knife?

I mean.. not even busta rhymes could do it


Sure he'll pop out of a bush.. or jump on top of them from uptop a tree..

but what can he do differently thats gonna keep them from coming back up like they always do


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Traps, dude, didnt you see First Blood? Those cops had guns and he took them all out easier than breathing.


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Well, this is at Camp Crystal Lake...and Jason knows those woods better than anyone...Rambo included, since he's never been there before. I'd say Rambo would escape...as long as he doesn't bang any female camp counselers that might be there. If he does...his ass is grass...lol.


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Rambo will adapt to the environment in minutes, Jason knowing the woods is a moot point.


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