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Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
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Zero Suit Samus vs. Travis Touchdown (with a twist)
While taking a break before appearing in her next Metroid game, Samus goes to a bar and gets drunk like crazy. Travis Touchdown is also there and gets drunk as well and the two suddenly see eachother. Normally you'd think the next scene would be Samus waking up in a room she's not familiar with and finds a guy napping next to her but it's not. Instead, the two chat and Travis says Metroid sucks and Samus says No More Heroes sucks and this soon leads to a battle outside the bar.
Not sure if Samus has a laser sword but in case she doesn't, lets just say she has one that looks like Travis'es but in a yellow color.
Samus can't use her rocket boots and must rely on her athletic skills and these two are fighting while drunk.
Fight is taking place in the streets outside the bar.
Remember, this is a drunk laser sword fight.
Will Samus succeed in taking down Travis or will she be added in the Otaku assassin's body count?
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Aug 24th, 2009 05:10 AM |
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NemeBro
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For some reason I think Travis can hold his booze better. He winz!
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Aug 24th, 2009 05:12 AM |
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MooCowofJustice
Too Far Gone
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Looks like someone saw Haloid.
Samus.
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Aug 24th, 2009 05:14 AM |
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Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
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Haloid isn't what made me make this thread.
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Aug 25th, 2009 03:57 AM |
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ScreamPaste
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..Samus >>>> Travis in skill, but in durability? Debatable.
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Aug 25th, 2009 04:01 AM |
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danteiscool
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not entirely sure on how well Samus can weild a sword. Travis has more experience in that field, so I'll say he wins.
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Aug 25th, 2009 03:19 PM |
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Nemesis X
Cynical Tyrant
 Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS! |
I would side with Travis but Samus does have good athletic abilities but seeing as their both drunk I can't tell who would win.
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Aug 25th, 2009 11:18 PM |
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Avlon
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No suit and drunk?
Travis stomps...especially since in NMH 2 he seems to have lost his weakness against killing women.
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