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Snafu the Great
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Jason Bourne runs the Gauntlet

The world's most badass superspy has to run the gauntlet. Ten matches.

* means weapons enabled.

1. John Cutter
2. Frank Martin*
3. Takuma Tsurugi (Sonny Chiba - The Street Fighter series)
4. The Jackal*
5. Colonel Stuart
6. Mai Lihn
7. Chance Bordreaux
8. Liu Siu-jian (Jet Li - Kiss of the Dragon)
9. Emil Fouchon and Pik van Cleaf (Lance Hendriksen and Arnold Vosloo - Hard Target)*
10. The Twins (Cyril Raffeli and Didier Azoulay - Kiss of the Dragon)


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Stops at Martin. Why are the Die Hard villains ranked so high?

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Good question.


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Don't remember Martin being that good with weapons.


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You serious?


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Originally posted by Darth Martin
Stops at Martin. Why are the Die Hard villains ranked so high?


Because they gave McClaine so much shit in the movies.


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Martin would solo both.

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Hell yeah he would, he pwn them at the same time.


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I'm echoing RJ and DM's thoughts.

Frank should be MUCH higher on that list, same with Tsuguri. They should definitely come after Jackal and the Die Hard villains, possibly Chance too.

And Placidity, here are some of Frank's fights:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c7G_4iYoEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aD4...feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvPxP0Lpbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgSZTqR6hLU

The guy was DEFINITELY good with weapons. Like Bourne, he can literally use anything as a weapon.


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Bourne clears, he's far more lethal than the rest of those pillow-biters.


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Moreso than 8? Dude:



8 would rape Bourne.


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Those guys were French, Bourne would have taken all out with one hit a piece.


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Missing the point, he took them ALL on. There were like 40 of them, all armed.


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bourne killed a man with a ballpoint pen... HA.


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Martin would do the same thing, and be a lot more stylish about it.

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but he didn't. Screen feats, people.


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Originally posted by KingD19
Martin would do the same thing, and be a lot more stylish about it.


If by 'stylish' you mean 'homoerotic', sure, I'll give him that over Bourne.


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^Lol, Bourne still stops at Martin.

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^Lol, Bourne still stops at Martin.


Stops, quickly assesses his opponent and then proceeds to beat him to death with a rolled-up magazine, book, towel etc. etc. etc.


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Originally posted by One Free Man
but he didn't. Screen feats, people.
By screen feats, 8 pwns them all, hard.


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