Gender: Male Location: Everything you know is wrong.
Escape The Poseidon!
The luxury liner Poseidon has capsized, thanks to a rouge wave. Crap. Now you gotta make it off the boat before it sinks.
The characters involved in the escape are:
1. Jackson Curtis (John Cusack - 2012)
2. Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson - Snakes on a Plane)
3. El Wray (Freddy Rodriguez - Grindhouse: Planet Terror)
4. Eden Sinclair (Rhona Mirta - Doomsday)
5. Liu Siu-jian (Jet Li - Kiss of the Dragon)
6. Danny Fisher (John Cena - 12 Rounds)
7. Mia Torretto (Jordana Brewster - Fast and Furious)
The objective is simple: Get the hell off the ship.
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Gender: Male Location: Everything you know is wrong.
Easy. I prefer Planet Terror over Death Proof.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
Curtis makes it on account of being probably the luckiest man in the history of the world. Anyone who can survive a supervolcana whilst standing about a mile away from it must have a higher power on his side.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Just confused. What good are El Wray or Jet Li's character to you here?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I know. But still, El Wray? Whats he gonna do, shoot the wave?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Ok, I'm bored , so I'll answer that. Ummmmmm well.... wasn't that spico uber-fast? Plus he "never misses"... so maybe he jumps right into a lifeboat from the ship's hull -- he's safe.
Who gives a shit?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
You're just annoyed because you've been trying to get the entire 1st page filled with your crap VS threads and now someone has ruined it by posting a new one.
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Effective Immediately, I am switching up the cast and adding some more victims, er-volunteers.
1. Jackson Curtis (John Cusack - 2012)
2. Danny Fisher (John Cena - 12 Rounds)
3. Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford - Patriot Games)
4. Eden Sinclair (Rhona Mirta - Doomsday)
5. Carrie Stetko (Kate Beckinsale - Whiteout)
6. Chance Bordreaux (Jean-Claude Van Damme - Hard Target)
7. Alice Abernathy (Milla Jovovitch - Resident Evil)
8. John McClaine (Bruce Willis - Die Hard)
9. Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson - Taken)
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Last edited by Snafu the Great on Feb 28th, 2010 at 12:16 AM
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