John Herod is hosting a quick draw competition, just as in the movie "The Quick and the Dead." The same rules apply as in the movie, all gunfights are to the death. The following gun fighters are in attendance:
John Herod, armed with a Peacemaker
Fee Herod, "The Kid", armed with a Peacemaker
Cort, the Preacher, armed with his crappy revolver
Snake Plissken, armed with one of his revolvers
El Wray (Planet Terror), armed with a .38 revolver
Smith (Shoot 'em up), armed with a .38 revolver
Billy the Kid (Young Guns), armed with a Peacemaker
Doc Holliday (Tombstone), armed with a Peacemaker
Johnny Ringo (Tombstone), armed with a Peacemaker
The Outlaw Josey Wales, armed with his Colt Army single action
The Preacher (Clint Eastwood in "Pale Rider"), armed with a Colt Army single action
Rambo, armed with a .357 Magnum
Jake (Kevin Costner in "Silverado")
Each gun fighter has six bullets per fight, and each has their weapon strapped to their belt. All fights take place at dawn, high noon and dusk over a few days.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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