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McClane versus Charlie's Angels.....

McClane must fight Charlie's Angels.

Two scenarios:

1. He fights them one at a time. First Alex, then Natalie, then Dylan. He has 30 seconds rest and water break between each fight. No weapons, the fights take place in a regulation boxing ring.

2. He fights them all at once, in the alley where the Thin Man (McFly from Back to the Future) fought them. In this scenario, McClane and the Angels may use anything they can lay their hands on as a weapon.



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McClane simply because, McClane in the second one bashes all their heads in with a pole...you can say its disturbing for me to say that but I really didn't like those damn angels thinking they are sexy when they are not


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All at once, Mac has his hands full, but could possibly win.

One at a time? Dylan kills him. Quite quickly.


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Why her?


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Because she took on half a dozen guys with her hands behind her back and pwned in epic proportions.


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Yeah but...McClane swears...and has a catch phrase


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All at once, Mac has his hands full, but could possibly win.
No way. He loses every time.

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Yeah but...McClane swears...and has a catch phrase
And he'll swear a blue streak as he gets his ass kicked.


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McClane will find a way to drop all three of em down an elevator shaft with an SUV on top of em...like he did to the kung fu chick in the last movie.


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Nah. They are on the ground floor, and there isn't an SUV around for miles.


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This is a no contest. I really don't know what you were thinking with this one, Rj. We both know that once, McClane is done shaggin these hoes, none of them will be able to walk wink


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McClane's worst movie shits on both Angels' films combined.

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I don't know, i liked the first, Charlies Angels. It may be a guilty pleasure, as i can still recognize that it's not the best movie, but it's definitely on par with, Die Hard 2.


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Dylan>Mcclane, all day every day. Thread?


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This is a no contest. I really don't know what you were thinking with this one, Rj. We both know that once, McClane is done shaggin these hoes, none of them will be able to walk wink


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The Angels wouldn't piss on McClane, even if he were on fire.


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Dylan>Mcclane, all day every day. Thread?


Um, no. He'd take the beating as he always does, make some witty retort, then KO her. /the end

I see you're still trying to kill off McClane. Just a movie character dude, he's not real.

Edit: Wait, wasn't she the one with the daddy issues? I say McClane uses his intellignece to out-think and mind-****s her; she ends up on her knees with a mouth full of McCock. /happy ending


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roll eyes (sarcastic) Riiiiiiiiiiiiight roll eyes (sarcastic) Again with the screen feats not counting with you.


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Um, no. He'd take the beating as he always does, make some witty retort, then KO her. /the end

I see you're still trying to kill off McClane. Just a movie character dude, he's not real.

Edit: Wait, wasn't she the one with the daddy issues? I say McClane uses his intellignece to out-think and mind-****s her; she ends up on her knees with a mouth full of McCock. /happy ending


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And YOU bring up screen feats, RJ...????!?
We've seen how Ninja chicks that rate themselves do against McClane.
He SUVS the lot of em.
Then they gargle his McMayo whilst Bosley watches..
And he still does it better than Riggs would.


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This is a no contest. I really don't know what you were thinking with this one, Rj. We both know that once, McClane is done shaggin these hoes, none of them will be able to walk wink


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"Butthurt", "trolling", Spite" and "Butthurt again for good measure" are the answers to the "what RJ was thinking" question.

Along with "Mmmmmmmmm Riggsy....Nom Nom Nom...sluuurp" too, of course.


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