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Rogue Jedi
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Snake Plissken versus Martin Riggs...
Snake Plissken (Escape from New York) faces off against Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon.)
Scenario one: Snake is armed with his silenced machine gun, his revolver and a knife. Riggs is armed with an MP-5, his Beretta, and a knife. Stealth battle in a semilit warehouse.
Scenario two: H2H combat, no weapons. The fight takes place on the streets of Manhattan prison.
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Apr 18th, 2010 01:46 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Id say Snake victory wee wees all over Rigg's corpse in scenario one.
Scenario 2 Im gonna have to rewatch the Escape movies again for.
But without his partner there to save his ass when he inevitably loses, Riggs may get all snaked up again.
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Apr 18th, 2010 02:12 PM |
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Alpha Centauri
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Can we just tell RJ that Riggs wins so we all save time?
It's what he wants to hear.
-AC
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Apr 18th, 2010 02:38 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Hah. I sense you're right.....therefore Riggs wins. 
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Apr 18th, 2010 03:04 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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One: Snake. the Mexican standoff in EFLA was kickass.
two: I'd say Riggs 7/10. If Snake gets ahold of a baseball bat, Snake 7/10.
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Apr 18th, 2010 04:38 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Riggs f**ks around too much.
Snake has little tolorance for the fu**ing around of others.
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Apr 20th, 2010 10:44 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Nah, Snake just hangs out with transvestite carjackers.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Apr 20th, 2010 12:22 PM |
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