Marv just got KO'd by Kevin. Instead of taking Marv and locking him inside the farmhouse, Kevin takes him to a hockey rink, laces a pair of skates on him, and leaves him on the ice.
Marv wakes up, sees where he is, then, out of the corner of his eye, he sees the Hanson Brothers (Slap Shot) coming at him. The Hanson Brothers are in full hockey gear, skates and pads, and each have a hockey stick. Kevin has paid them to beat Marv to a bloody pulp. They have an endless supply of hockey sticks to work with here.
Do the Hanson Brothers beat Marv down, or does Marv prevail? Bear in mind Marv cannot skate for shit, and that his skates must remain on the entire time.
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Hardly, he has to get to his feet, attain balance, before he does that. Have you ever ice skated?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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