The Blues Brothers have stolen a pair of TIE Fighters and have to blast apart those stinking Death Eater sh**s in the UK. They are having their annual convention at Stonehedge, and the fighters navigation screens allow them to "see" magic users as opposed to regular people. What happens?
How many Death Eaters are there? Is Voldy there? Bellatrix? Fenrir?
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They cannot fly as fast, but they can half apparate with kickass manuevering, and they can cast fiendfyre while in flight.
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Doesn't matter, some death eatErs will die, but Voldy can simply apparate away and cast fiendfyre on the TIEs.
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Or Voldy can apparate inside the cockpit and death spell them.
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im not sure setting the tie on fire would do anything, theyre designed to survive re-entry.
as for apparating... there isnt any room to fit in there.
although that would be totally hilarious to see. the pilot is concentrating mega hard and suddenly this grown man appears on his lap and the pilots like "... WTF" .
Fiendfyre (also known as cursed fire) is a type of fire made from Dark Magic. It is very powerful, as it cannot be put out by Aguamenti (or any normal type of water), but is very difficult for the caster to control. The blaze is so potent that Fiendfyre is one of the very few substances that are capable of destroying a Horcrux.
Fiendfyre initially appears a "roaring, billowing noise" and gives its victims only a moment's warning. Its flames are of abnormal size and take the shape of monsters and beasts, such as Snakes, Chimaeras, and dragons, continuously mutating. It appears to have enough consciousness to actually follow its intended victims. The fire will pursue nearby lifeforms as if it were alive itself, sentient, even the one who conjured it if they lack control. The fire will also pursue anything it can burn for more fuel and seems to incinerate anything through mere contact.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Man, you've seriosuly gone off the deep-end with this HP business.
Has there been any instance in the films indicating that "fiendfyre" could burn something like a hi-tech spaceship? Or even metal for that matter?
The Ties will be flying around so fast, they wizards will not be able to keep track of them, not will the fire. Not that it matters much here, as the battle be over quickly.
Oh yeah? And when did the Blues Brothers show any TIE piloting capabilities? This is like placing Jay and Silent Bob at the helm of a star destroyer. The Blues Bros would crash horribly, ending the battle before it even began.
Apparate inside the cockpit, death spell.
Cockpit not big enough? OK....Apparate ONTO the cockpit, cast fiendfyre, apparate away. The fiendfyre might take a while to **** the TIE up, but eventually it will do the job.
How are the TIE's, piloted by the Blues Brothers (LOL infinity at that), gonna track a buncha apparating wizards?
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Last edited by Rogue Jedi on May 22nd, 2010 at 04:56 AM