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Jason X versus Robocop

Robocop is out on patrol when he sees Jason X slaughtering civilians. Jason is in full metal jacket form, and he has his machete.

Robo pulls over and tells him to freeze, aint happening. Jason walks over, machete raised, ready to dice Robo to bits. Robo draws his Auto 9 and opens up on Jason.


Who wins? Robo starts firing when they are 10 feet away.


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Note that Jason is not completely encased in metal, he is still flesh in some areas.


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You're reaching so hard. Don't put your back out.


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BTW, this fight is to the death, no KO bullshit.


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OKay, Robocop Shoots him cannon, then flames him saying "Allow me, Scum" like in Robocop 3, burning him 'til theres only metal parts/mask left.

I see you've left out a lot of Robocop's weapons...
So is it just Murphy you're gimping, or is Jason gimped accordingly too...?


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Nah. Jason has a machete, Robo has his auto 9.


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Robo, his auto aim will help out big time here, he'll just aim for the flesh parts and most likely shoot Jasons eyes


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Unless Jason chucks his machete at Robo, driving it hilt deep in his chest.


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Unless Jason chucks his machete at Robo, driving it hilt deep in his chest.



Jason's machete is made of steel, right?


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Mhm. With Jasons strength, should be easy to impale Robo.


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Mhm. With Jasons strength, should be easy to impale Robo.


If it's steel, it won't matter, it will just dull, bend or most likely snap (due to Jason's strength) against Robocop's titanium and kevlar reinforced armor.


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Face then.


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Face then.


That would probably work.

But considering both opponents are well protected, durable and strong. It's likely that the combatant with the better weapon, more protection and arguable greater strength would win.

Ergo, Robocop takes this. He also has perfect aim, which only amplifies how much better his weapon is over his opponent's, who will need to aim for a relatively small area to have a chance.


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Depends. If Robo lets loose a few bursts on Jasons protected areas, Jason can get close and use the machete. Doubtful Robo targets a fleshy area right away.


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Depends. If Robo lets loose a few bursts on Jasons protected areas, Jason can get close and use the machete. Doubtful Robo targets a fleshy area right away.


He's a highly decorated veteran cop with a flawless track record (why he was picked for the program), so why would he aim at the armored bits of a massive lunatic coming at him and he's only (per your rules) ten feet away?

Also, if Robocop isn't aiming for the neck, eyes top/side of Jason's head, 'just cuz' in your scenario, why would Jason automatically aim for Robocop's mouth? Jason has the "pea sized" brain, not Robocop.


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How was Robo torn apart in 2?


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Face then.


His face is just a grafted face with metal behind it. So what if it got sliced up? I actually managed to sit through Robocop 3 yesterday. In this one scene they are discussing the humanity of Robo, an OCP scientist states that his only human components are 1)his face 2) his brain.


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How was Robo torn apart in 2?


His hand was shot off with a gigantic gun. The rest of him was chopped up with industrial strength power tools, after repeated blows.


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When KM opened up on Jason (after he got the metal casing), bullets were bouncing off him, both sides. Also, when the charges were blown, he was still intact, and he was shown tearing apart air lock doors. No to mention he survived several minutes in space.


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Robo ftw.. his hand was shot off with a 50 cal they are no joke armor piercing rounds..

Robo would shoot at his body then face after that failed he would aim for his eyes.. zoom in and fire.

he was dismantled with a jackhammer..

jack hammer>>>machete


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