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Riddick and Marv versus the Yeti and the Wampa...
Riddick (Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Dark Fury) and Marv (Sin City) are on Hoth. As they wander the planet, they run across the carcass of a tauntaun. Riddick kneels next to it and sees that it is freshly killed, and decides that he and Marv can use the meat. As the two begin to cut into the tauntaun, the Wampa from ESB appears in the distance, growling at them, and breaks out in a run for them. At the same time, Marv and Riddick see the three Yeti from "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" running at them from the opposite side.
Riddick and Marv go back to back, deciding to take them on and claim the tauntaun for themselves.
Riddick is armed with every knife/blade he is shown using in his movies. Marv is armed with a hatchet and an axe.
To the death, who wins?
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