The Hanson Brothers from "Slap Shot" versus The Warriors."
The Hanson Brothers are on roller blades, armed with hockey sticks, and they are terrorizing the boardwalk at Coney Island. Cleon witnesses this, so he and the Warriors go to stop them.
The Warriors involved are Cleon, Swan, Ajax, Vermin, Fox, Cochise, Rembrandt, Snow and Cowboy. They are unarmed, but may arm themselves with anything they can find.
Who wins?
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No, it's essentially the same as being on the ice. On skates they are also faster and more manuveurable.
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Scenario two is the Hanson brothers on foot, armed with hockey sticks.
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OK, but they are also faster and more manuveurable while on roller blades.
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Faster and more manuveurable while on roller blades than on foot. That's what I meant.
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Faster yeah, but their maneuverability would be shit while on Roller blades. The Roller blades may be an advantage for them if just one of the brothers wore roller blades while the other two stayed on foot. Either way, one well placed hip check from any of the Hanson brothers will rock the Warriors into submission.
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Last edited by jinXed by JaNx on Sep 25th, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Hockey sticks, dude. And the Hanson bros are killer CQC.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Well, good thing for the Hanson Brothers the Warriors aren't hockey players.
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