Superman (Returns) Vs All the wizard teachers at Hogwarts, the death eaters, Harry Potter, the fugly redheaded kid and the whiny girl
-Gear
Superman: One set of tights (pants and shirts), belt, boots and cape
Wizards: Their wand and if they can't travel without a broom, they get their broom.
-Scenario 1) Fight takes place in a large Roman arena, wizards on one side, Superman on the other. 25 feet apart.
-Scenario 2) Fight takes place in a large castle that looks eerily like Hogwarts but is just a castle and the surrounding area. Appx 2 miles grass and small forest. Wizards start spread around the castle. Superman is 1 mile away.
-Scenario 3) Fight takes place in a 10 mile section of a large city. Wizards start on one end. Superman on the other.
Stipulations:
-CIS/PIS is turned off for all combatants.
-All combatants are out for blood and will try to kill their opponent(s) as efficiently as possible. IE Superman won't hold back because he's the DC boyscout, Dumbledore will bring the heat,(no kindly old man aspects), Harry won't shit his pants etc.
-Superman is subject to magic. Spells that would target his physical aspects (heat, concussive force, cold etc) are subject to his invulnerability levels. EG if a bullet couldn't budge his eye, a spell that leaves flesh wounds won't either.
-No bitching or calling each other faggoty dumbshits etc. Prove your points.
You forgot Voldemort and the OOTP. They'd be better here than the Hogwarts teachers.
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Prep? Knowledge? Is Hermione nekked? Full powers for the wizards?
HPverse? Supermanverse? Neutralverse?
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Last edited by Rogue Jedi on Dec 30th, 2010 at 01:09 AM
K. Before we get started, how long would it take Superman to cross the 10 mile city? The 25 feet?
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You should know this already if you watched Superman Returns or listened in the other threads. He was shown being capable of moving to fast he appeared to be at multiple places at the same time.
Or about the first 25 mins of the film explains he speed capabilities.
I've seen Superman returns. Thing is, if memory serves, ReevesMan and RouthMan flew at different speeds. You didn't specify which.
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Well, right off the bat, the wizards get hammered in Scenario one. 25 feet away?
The only X factor there is that there's a chance that at least a few of the half apparaters will take flight. At that point, things get difficult for Superman.
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I did three scenarios covering different distances to try and make it even all around.
I don't think you're grasping what his speed entails him to do. People would appear to almost not be moving from his point of view. Remember the Peter Parker and Flash fight from Spiderman; how Peter's POV was? That is nothing compared to this.
I understand this. But there are like 50ish wizards here. He's gotta cover the 25 feet, then speed blitz all 50. That won't be instant.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but his max speed flight, was he able to do that like right off the bat, or did he have to build up to it over a couple/a few seconds?
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If he can move/travel so fast that he appears to be at multiple places around that planet while helping people, how is this distance a problem?
Never really shown either way, iirc. But what I said above concerning that scene in the film would imply that he can reach that speed instantly. eg he saves a school bus in London while simultaneously appearing to save a redhead in Texas from a tractor.
It'll be a problem because right away the wizards will be reacting. Slower, yes, but the idea of a few death eaters taking flight is not that far out of the realm of possibility.
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.9 seconds is plenty of time to apparate, full apparate.
Once in the air, they are invisible and puffs of smoke. That is, unless they fully apparate.
Having a few half apparaters here is the game changer.
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As I said, I was likely greatly underestimating. To an outside observer the wizards would be there one moment and then red mist the next. You're also likley greatly overestimating how fast the wizards can teleport.
And when they appear? They're dead. Another thing, Superman logically must be able to process information at speeds relative to his traveling speed. Otherwise he'd would have destroyed cities in that scene.
If they're clouds of black smoke, what would you imagine happens if an object traveling in the neighborhood of light-speed (might be greater) flies past them or through them?
Superman can fly fast enough to go back in time. That is, beyond the speed of light.
This is so stupid.
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In OOTP, the death eaters are shown flying right through Neville's head and it didn't even knock him over. They seemed to be like regular smoke.
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