HG is jealous of Rorschach for coming in on her daddy's old stomping grounds, and after meeting him one time in an alleyway, finds him to be a douche. So she decides to take him out one day. Rorschach is holed up in the apartment he was in when he got busted by the cops in the movie, and HG is coming in through the window. For fairness purposes, she only gets three throwing knives, as well as any gun seen in Kick-Ass of her choice, but she only gets one shot at using it. Rorschach knows that she is coming, but doesn't have time to do any improv except her using his H2H and maybe his grappling gun.
Rorschach gets a knife in the chest, goes down like a drunken cheerleader on prom night.
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Well, it did take almost an entire team to take him down, but more or less correct.
Won't Schach's durability come into play? He's obviously metahuman on some level(not even being affected by Antarctica's cold). A knife to the chest would put him down, but might not kill him before he gets a shot in.
A bullet to his "face" turns it into a spaghetti soaked napkin.
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I'm totally on HG's team here, and hoping this happens. But Ror knows that she's coming. So he uses the grappling gun on her chest, she falls out the window, and takes time to get back up. Meanwhile, Rorschach has time to improvise.
But...she went down to Frank D'Amico's karate kick. That's a lot slower than a bullet or a grappling gun. Granted, she must have been exhausted by that point.
All of this is overthinking it I suppose.
I'd give Hit Girl an 8 or 9 wins out of 10 attempts for the scenario.
Last edited by Dr Will Hatch on Jan 2nd, 2011 at 12:52 AM
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She approached the last fight the wrong way. She shoulda just shot him.
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Green Goblin/Doc Ock/Venom are all bullet timers and above, but point taken. Everyone makes a mistake once in a while, which is kind of the point I was making.
Like I said, I'm on HG's team. I'm just looking for nooks and crannies that would prevent a 10/10 for her, to make it interesting.
She took his gun away, AND she had a grenade. Plus Kick Ass was there with the minigun.
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