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Evelyn Salt wins.	2	22.22%
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Salt and Bourne engage in hot monkey sex. We all win.	2	22.22%
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Evelyn Salt vs Jason Bourne
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Snafu the Great
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Evelyn Salt vs Jason Bourne

Mr. Bourne, say hello to Mrs. Salt. Mrs. Salt, Mr. Bourne.

What would happen if these two secret agents butt heads in a free for all?

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Oct 14th, 2010 06:04 AM

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Probably Bourne, but not easily.

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Oct 14th, 2010 06:07 AM

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Bourne.

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Oct 14th, 2010 06:42 AM

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Wait....How many men has Bourne taken on in one sitting?

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Oct 14th, 2010 08:06 AM

the ninjak
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Oh man I wanted to vote for the hot sex option sad

Salt would definitely seduce Bourne rather than suffer a further beatdown.
And nobody passes that up.

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Oct 14th, 2010 08:48 AM

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Bourne would put a bullet in her head.

Or in hand to hand, break all her limbs.

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Never seen him brutally kill a woman. He is more the capture and restrain type. That's when the seduction begins.

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Oct 14th, 2010 09:03 AM

Kaibs
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It's not even a fair match. As Bourne has way more feats, and he would destroy her regardless.

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Originally posted by the ninjak
Never seen him brutally kill a woman. He is more the capture and restrain type. That's when the seduction begins.

He would if the woman was an assassin trying to kill him.

He was ready to put a bullet in Pamela Landy's skull with a sniper rifle.

Plus, he's too smart and well trained to fall for that. And he doesn't seem like that type of guy anyway.

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Oct 14th, 2010 10:36 AM

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Salt is not special. Bourne wrecks her.

Oct 16th, 2010 10:26 PM

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Salt is indeed special, just not in Bourne's league.

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Oct 16th, 2010 10:28 PM

Kaibs
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Salt did nothing that an ordinary action movie star hasn't done to be honest. The only difference is she's a woman I guess.

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Oct 16th, 2010 10:31 PM

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So her fighting skills are ordinary?

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Oct 16th, 2010 10:35 PM

Kaibs
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By ordinary. I meant the movie is basically a cookie cutter template of a skill set. You would have to agree yes?

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Mhm, except that she is a cut above most action stars, as far as h2h combat goes. More cunning too.

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Oct 16th, 2010 11:04 PM

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liked salt, like the bourne movies, bourne really shouldn't have a problem

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Mhm, except that she is a cut above most action stars, as far as h2h combat goes. More cunning too.

Examples? I mean she's obviously more skilled then someone at H2H like McClane, but she's out classed by any Jet Li movie, Jackie Chan, hell Liem Neeson owns her. I liked Mrs. Smith better than her as Salt.

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Originally posted by Kaibs
Examples? I mean she's obviously more skilled then someone at H2H like McClane, but she's out classed by any Jet Li movie, Jackie Chan, hell Liem Neeson owns her. I liked Mrs. Smith better than her as Salt.

Bryan Mills? Duno about that.

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Oct 17th, 2010 06:40 AM

Kaibs
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No way man, Mills training and experiences goes far beyond Salt's.

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Oct 17th, 2010 06:56 AM

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Probably so.

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Oct 17th, 2010 07:31 AM

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