Higilo
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Darth Vader (ESB) & Bobba Fett (ESB) vs Yoda (ROTS)
The bad boy team of the empire take on the good of the past.
On Dagobah. Don't ask why.
All out.
Nov 24th, 2010 10:25 AM
axel_jovan
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Yoda wins. He takes out Bobba in similar fashion as Mace vs Jango in AotC and then proceeds to win with Vader.
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Nov 24th, 2010 12:09 PM
Jinsoku Takai
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Re: Darth Vader (ESB) & Bobba Fett (ESB) vs Yoda (ROTS)
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Higilo
On Dagobah. Don't ask why.
Why?
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Nov 24th, 2010 02:46 PM
truejedi
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yoda ftw.
Nov 24th, 2010 06:24 PM
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Boba Fett uses a shotgun. QED.
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Nov 24th, 2010 06:32 PM
Darth Martin
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Fett is nothing to either of these guys. Yoda is gonna wreck Vader in sabers. Vader might wreck Yoda with the Force.
Nov 25th, 2010 04:36 AM
Lord Lucien
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The two foot midget who slams landing craft together disagrees.
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Nov 25th, 2010 04:39 AM
truejedi
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vader gonna be all squishied.
Nov 25th, 2010 04:42 AM
Col. Valerian
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darth Martin
Fett is nothing to either of these guys. Yoda is gonna wreck Vader in sabers. Vader might wreck Yoda with the Force.
Um, no. Yoda > Vader, forcewise.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by axel_jovan
Yoda wins. He takes out Bobba in similar fashion as Mace vs Jango in AotC and then proceeds to win with Vader.
Really? Are we assuming Boba's jetpack is malfunctioning, then?
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Nov 25th, 2010 04:43 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Boba Fett uses a shotgun. QED.
Ah, the shotgun. A Jedi's only weakness.
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Nov 25th, 2010 07:22 AM
axel_jovan
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Major Valerian
Really? Are we assuming Boba's jetpack is malfunctioning, then?
Really? Are we assuming Boba’s jetpack makes any difference?
Let see:
Scenario 1: Boba shoots at Yoda. Yoda blitzes him and beheads Mace-style.
Scenario 2: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him and smashes him to the ground.
Scenario 3: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him, removes his jetpack with the force, and sends him flying even though Boba has no jetpack now.
Scenario 4: Boba shoots at Yoda, but to Boba’s misfortune his jetpack is malfunctioning so Yoda proceeds to behead him as in scenario 1.
Note: each scenario takes a few seconds.
Either way Yoda>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boba and his jetpack
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Last edited by axel_jovan on Nov 25th, 2010 at 01:59 PM
Nov 25th, 2010 01:57 PM
truejedi
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Why do we assume Boba even gets a jetpack? Yoda and his stardestroyer are much larger than boba and his jetpack.
Nov 25th, 2010 02:56 PM
Slash_KMC
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by axel_jovan
Really? Are we assuming Boba’s jetpack makes any difference?
Let see:
Scenario 1: Boba shoots at Yoda. Yoda blitzes him and beheads Mace-style.
Scenario 2: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him and smashes him to the ground.
Scenario 3: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him, removes his jetpack with the force, and sends him flying even though Boba has no jetpack now.
Scenario 4: Boba shoots at Yoda, but to Boba’s misfortune his jetpack is malfunctioning so Yoda proceeds to behead him as in scenario 1.
Note: each scenario takes a few seconds.
Either way Yoda>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boba and his jetpack
Scenario 5: Boba uses Shotgun and Yoda dies.
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Nov 25th, 2010 02:56 PM
truejedi
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Scenario 6 Boba reaches for shotgun and realizes that he has NEVER used a shotgun in the history of the mythos so he doesn't get one unless specified in the OP and then dies.
Nov 25th, 2010 02:58 PM
Slash_KMC
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Boba is such a lousy Bounty Hunter, doesn't even have a shotgun, the one thing that can easily kill a Jedi.
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Nov 25th, 2010 03:00 PM
Lord Lucien
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Today's Cracked is appropriate here.
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Nov 25th, 2010 03:10 PM
Col. Valerian
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by axel_jovan
Really? Are we assuming Boba’s jetpack makes any difference?
Let see:
Scenario 1: Boba shoots at Yoda. Yoda blitzes him and beheads Mace-style.
Scenario 2: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him and smashes him to the ground.
Scenario 3: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him, removes his jetpack with the force, and sends him flying even though Boba has no jetpack now.
Scenario 4: Boba shoots at Yoda, but to Boba’s misfortune his jetpack is malfunctioning so Yoda proceeds to behead him as in scenario 1.
Note: each scenario takes a few seconds.
Either way Yoda>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boba and his jetpack
Only scenario 4 is similar, and that's assuming he didn't have a jetpack. Other than that, none of those are even close to a 'similar fashion to Mace vs Jango in AOTC'.....
I never said it made a difference.
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Nov 25th, 2010 09:09 PM
Higilo
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Dagobah, so limited vision and trees and soft soil, keep going
Nov 25th, 2010 09:44 PM
Slash_KMC
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Today's Cracked is appropriate here.
It's true though, Boba Fett didn't do anything in the movies. Vader did more in his opening scene.
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Nov 26th, 2010 09:05 AM
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yoda wins no question
Feb 1st, 2011 08:16 PM
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