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Chuck Norris vs Potter
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 Chuck Norris vs Potter

This is a combined Norris from every movie hes been in. All his feats apply here (im pretty sure he used that name in a movie or two, if he didnt, then crap x.x)
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...ch:1&itbs=1

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Potter
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...tx=72&ty=47

The picture says it all................


Fight is in the middle of London, only its desterted. Potter can use anything other than Felix Felicis. Norris, well, do I REALLY need to say anything?
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Sadako of Girth
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Poor, poor, poor poor poor Harry.

I'd be worried what Chuck's BEARD would do to him....let alone what Chuck himself would do...


His beard alone would end Harry 'Hancock style':

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I've always loved that image! laughing out loud


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XDXDXD

Oh thats great.......
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the power of Chuck Norris wtfpwns all


Potter is made into mince meat


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Crap im waiting for RJ to jump in and say "NU UH!"



What the hell, Potter gets Felix Felicis. I just remembered Chuck cant be killed........
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Chuck needs only laugh at Harry's attempts and Potter, along with everyone in a hundred mile radius, will be instantly deafened.


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"The Chuck Norris Stare" alone would end this.


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Potter wins. Unfortunately.


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There is no data supporting the theory that Potter could withstand an assault from Norris and remain composed, or even indeed conscious/alive enough, to cast spells.


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The fight takes place in a deserted London. If Harry stays in the middle of an open street he can simply freeze Norris.


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quote: (post)
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The fight takes place in a deserted London. If Harry stays in the middle of an open street he can simply freeze Norris.


all spells and incantations will simply bounce off of Norris


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No possible way Potter can win. Your either an RJ sock, an RJ follower, or you are retarded to deny the Norrisness.
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all spells and incantations will simply bounce off of Norris



yes


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all spells and incantations will simply bounce off of Norris


In that case Norris 10/10 thumb up


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Wasn't their a movie where Chuck fought Satan or some demon?

Norris>Satan>Harry.


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Wasn't their a movie where Chuck fought Satan or some demon?

Norris>Satan>Harry.


yeah that was called Hellbound


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Norris is unkillable. We all know that. Him and Indiana Jones.
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