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Iron Man vs. Edward Cullen
Flying over a forest on a sunny day, Tony eats some Dunk 'N Donuts when suddenly, a bright light gets into his eyes which prevents him from seeing a tall tree up ahead. He makes contact with it and crashes on the ground. He gets up and sees a shiny teenage-looking boy. "Hey you, emo fairy!" Tony shouts. "You can try to blind me and make me land on my arse like a goof but nobody, and I mean nobody, makes me ruin my donuts!" Tony puts his faceplate back on and Edward goes into a fighting stance while looking like he's trying not to cry.
Iron Man from his first and second movies goes up against Edward from all of his laughable Twilight movies. Will Iron Man be able to kick this "vampire's" arse or will his iron hide be the one that will be kicked while silly fangirls scream "team Edward" in the background?
edit- Not at your intro, Nem. That was retarded. At this thread in general.
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Took F-22 Raptor fire, a tank shelling and various attacks from the Iron Monger, though it was damaged during that last fight, but the suit was also running on low-power. That's the first film.
How? I haven't watched the Twilight films, but based on the descriptions of the vampire powers from other users in various other threads, I don't see how Edward will hurt Iron Man.
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Mar 1st, 2011 02:05 AM
...No. 
