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ares834
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 Cool Womanizer contest!

Indiana Jones, Tony Stark, and Jack Sparrow are all sitting together at a bar. James Bond walks up to them and tells them about all the women he banged. He then creates a deal, whoever comes back with the most dates in 5 hours gets a license to kill and gets to bone a Bond girl of their choice.

Who wins and what girl do they choose?
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Is Bond in the contest? Coz I'd pick him as the winner. If not, then Tony Stark.

After all, he can just flash a few hundred dollars in front of each girl and see how much he can get.

Jack Sparrow probably won't even know how to handle a modern day woman.


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Stark wins and gets to screw Olga Kurylenko.


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Stark has never not gotten a woman he went after. Therefore he can get any and every woman ever.


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Tony Stark.

After all, he can just flash a few hundred dollars in front of each girl and see how much he can get.

Jack Sparrow probably won't even know how to handle a modern day woman.


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They all lose. None of them deserve to be in the same space as Bond.
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James Bond gets more ass than a toilet seat.


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Derek Flint has them all beat

Wonder what you guy's decision on Indy is


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Indy could have banged some of his students in ROTLA. A lot of hot coeds were giving him the "F*ck me!" eyes.


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Captain Kirk should be in this, then again, it'd be too easy a victory.


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Kirk is spite.


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I envy Kirk; He got to bone green gals.


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I envy Kirk; He got to bone green gals.


he boned uhura first


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Captain Kirk should be in this, then again, it'd be too easy a victory.


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you don't yet realize the power of kirk big grin smile


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Bond is way better than Kirk.
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all kirk needs to do is barely look at a woman and she is his, bond can' t do that big grin


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the ninjak
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Bond would probably turn gay for Kirk, jeez!

Kirk is on another level. Bond saved women then screwed them.

Kirk would just walk into a room and seduce everything in sight.


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Kirk would just walk into a room and seduce everything in sight.
What the **** you think Bond has been doing for nearly 50 years now?
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the ninjak
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laughing Yeah I guess you're right.

Both are good at what/who they do.

I've been watching Star Trek eps at random. And Kirk nevers seems to amaze me. He was captured in a cell watched upon by aliens with somr random alien chick and he still got his moves on before escaping.

Bond couldn't seduce that North Korean soldier babe at the beginning of Die Another Day and escape....poor showing.

Maybe we should compare shag feats?


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