The Dark lord of the Sith, right hand man to Palpatine, faces off against the Care Bears on Hoth.
He commands the attacking forces seen being unleashed in Empire Strikes Back.
Can he stop the Care Bears and preserve the dignity of the Empire, or will the Care Bears be the fluffy, saccharineish downfall of Palpatines forces in an insurrection that would make the Ewok battle of Endor look like Wookies Vs Stormtroopers complete with arms getting pulled out of sockets, and beheadings.?
Who wins?
(please log in to view the image)
(please log in to view the image)
__________________
"Van Zan is the Pinocchio of feces." - Lestov16
Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Aug 21st, 2012 at 10:25 PM
F**k em up Bear definitely had different powers to Tenderheart bear, for example.
Just as rip-of-their-heads-and-shit-down-their-neckhole bear differered a bit from Love-a-lot-bear.
__________________
"Van Zan is the Pinocchio of feces." - Lestov16
Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Aug 21st, 2012 at 10:32 PM
While the Hoth forces didn't seem nearly as incompetent as the forces on Endor, I don't think they can defeat the combined might of all the Care Bears.
Vader's the most ****ed here though, he's easily susceptible to being changed back to the Light side, as that's part of what a Care Bear stare can do. I can see him going down to a combo blast from Tenderheart Bear and Love-A-Lot Bear, likely while he's busy choking out Birthday Bear and putting Sea Friend Bear under the sabre.
I remember the cartoon's existence, but I do admit Im having to be googling it on this one myself.
And from what I can see, the Care Bears also have to voice activate their stare with their leader announcing that the stare is on, then they get in a line and unleash their voodoo.
I bet blaster bolts can shut em up before that point and Vader can crush larynx with chokes/force throw his lightsabre at Care Bear head/neck level, giving some levelling up possibility...
Yes i reckon that the air would be tainted by seared bear flesh and singed hair before they could turn him...
Worth also remembering too is that Vader only turned because of Luke.
As far as we know at this point, Vader never fathered any Care Bears. (Although that could yet happen in the CW cartoon judging by its hideous tone..)
__________________
"Van Zan is the Pinocchio of feces." - Lestov16
Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Aug 22nd, 2012 at 08:12 AM
KMC Community Forums
Aug 21st, 2012 10:15 PM
