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SSJVegeta
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Buffy Summers vs Achilles

Buffy Summers, from series seven of the show

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Achilles, from the film Troy

They are fighting to the death in the Colosseum. Neither knows anything about the other prior to the fight. Buffy has her Scythe. Achilles has his sword and armour.

Apr 11th, 2013 07:24 PM

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Buffy should wreck him without the scythe, with it this is an ungodly stomp, imho.

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Apr 11th, 2013 07:54 PM

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Buffy with the Scythe managed to beat Caleb, who before could lay her out with one punch, and put his fist through concrete.

She crushes him.

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Apr 11th, 2013 07:59 PM

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Yeah, his skills can't overcome her super-ness.

Apr 11th, 2013 09:18 PM

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I'd love to piss in Buffy's cleavage.

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I stopped watching before season 7 and from what i saw Achilles ass rapes her sans lube. How the hell did she improve so much?

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Apparently you weren't really paying attention.

Buffy can carry several hundred pound steel girder with one hand in the same way a normal person might carry a breadstick. This being from season 6.

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Apr 11th, 2013 11:06 PM

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Buffy kills Achilles..

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I'd love to piss in Buffy's cleavage.

what cleavage..

laughing out loud

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Apparently you weren't really paying attention.

Buffy can carry several hundred pound steel girder with one hand in the same way a normal person might carry a breadstick. This being from season 6.

I dunno what season i stopped on. I think i saw up to where she died and came back in the next season, there was a musical episode. I caught it sparringly after that.

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Apr 12th, 2013 03:30 PM

SSJVegeta
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Achilles fought in many, many wars in at least five countries was never tagged once. Not once. I think his skills are being underestimated here. Buffy is nowhere near Achilles skill-wise. She is, of course, quite superior physically, but that doesn't just equal a win.

Although, i was thinking of just giving her a normal sword.

Apr 14th, 2013 05:49 PM

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He never fought super humans. Buffy does.

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Apr 14th, 2013 05:51 PM

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He never fought super humans. Buffy does.

She usually has help against these super huamns iirc. And the vampires were underwhelming since normal humans took them out often. She is clearly inferior in the skill department

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Apr 16th, 2013 01:19 PM

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Her ability to take hits from and deal hits to Glorificus means that she's going to wreck Achilles.

She managed to beat Caleb with the scythe, Caleb who could toss huge barrels of wine with enough force to shatter on impact, and could punch directly through solid concrete.

In terms of speed, she's at least of sufficient level to dodge or block crossbow bolts, with some arguable bullet-timing feats.

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Apr 16th, 2013 07:01 PM

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Brad Pitt beds her.

Everyone else has...

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Apr 17th, 2013 12:25 PM

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All this talk about strength. What happens when Achilles stabs her?

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All this talk about strength. What happens when Achilles stabs her?

With his penis?

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Apr 17th, 2013 01:16 PM

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With his penis?

You know what, I originally used the word "impale", but thought better of it because of the potential jokes that may ensue. Turns out it was inevitable...

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You know what, I originally used the word "impale", but thought better of it because of the potential jokes that may ensue. Turns out it was inevitable...