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Yoda vs. Conan the Barbarian
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Yoda vs. Conan the Barbarian

Conan (Jason Momoa version) gets sword

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Yoda - gets green lightsaber

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Yoda for obvious reasons. No contest.


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Even without the force, Yoda is too small and too fast.

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lol very funny thread.. Momoa the Barbarian gets his head and limbs chopped off


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Even without the force, Yoda is too small and too fast.


I always thought it was the Force that made Yoda fast.

I mean whatever species Yoda is, their legs weren't "designed" for speed or agility.

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His species' legs are normal until you get to the feet, then they're three toed and clawed. Seems to be good for gripping and holding onto things. But it doesn't seem that it would slow him down a great deal. Maybe being 800 years old would.

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Yoda for obvious reasons. No contest.


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the feet, then they're three toed and clawed. Seems to be good for gripping and holding onto things. him down a great deal.


Like a three-toed sloth?

The ability to grip & hold things with your feet doesn't allude to speed.

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Like a three-toed sloth?

The ability to grip & hold things with your feet doesn't allude to speed.


No not like a sloth. His feet look pretty much exactly like his hands and seem to work much the same way.

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Yes, I guess Lucas never envisioned his green puppet fighting a fictional barbarian. roll eyes (sarcastic)

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What can Conan do to counter the Force? Or Yoda's lightsaber?

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Even if we make his sword Adamantium or Beskar or whatever so it can block the saber, the movie shows how badly he deals with magic. He's got no counter and no defense against the Force.

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Exactly. Plus even if we limit Yoda's Force powers to self-buffing he'd still be too small and fast for Conan.

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