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Yoda vs. Conan the Barbarian
Conan (Jason Momoa version) gets sword
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Yoda - gets green lightsaber
Feb 6th, 2014 05:22 AM
Darkstorm Zero
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Yoda for obvious reasons. No contest.
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Feb 6th, 2014 05:23 AM
KingD19
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Even without the force, Yoda is too small and too fast.
Feb 6th, 2014 06:01 AM
BruceSkywalker
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lol very funny thread.. Momoa the Barbarian gets his head and limbs chopped off
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Feb 6th, 2014 06:13 AM
Esau Cairn
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Even without the force, Yoda is too small and too fast.
I always thought it was the Force that made Yoda fast.
I mean whatever species Yoda is, their legs weren't "designed" for speed or agility.
Feb 6th, 2014 08:24 AM
KingD19
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His species' legs are normal until you get to the feet, then they're three toed and clawed. Seems to be good for gripping and holding onto things. But it doesn't seem that it would slow him down a great deal. Maybe being 800 years old would.
Feb 6th, 2014 08:44 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Yoda for obvious reasons. No contest.
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Feb 6th, 2014 10:30 AM
Esau Cairn
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
the feet, then they're three toed and clawed. Seems to be good for gripping and holding onto things. him down a great deal.
Like a three-toed sloth?
The ability to grip & hold things with your feet doesn't allude to speed.
Feb 6th, 2014 10:31 AM
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Spite.
Feb 6th, 2014 11:13 AM
KingD19
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Like a three-toed sloth?
The ability to grip & hold things with your feet doesn't allude to speed.
No not like a sloth. His feet look pretty much exactly like his hands and seem to work much the same way.
Feb 6th, 2014 11:42 AM
Esau Cairn
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Psychotron
Spite.
Yes, I guess Lucas never envisioned his green puppet fighting a fictional barbarian.
Feb 7th, 2014 12:36 AM
Psychotron
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What can Conan do to counter the Force? Or Yoda's lightsaber?
Feb 7th, 2014 11:46 AM
KingD19
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Even if we make his sword Adamantium or Beskar or whatever so it can block the saber, the movie shows how badly he deals with magic. He's got no counter and no defense against the Force.
Feb 7th, 2014 11:52 AM
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Exactly. Plus even if we limit Yoda's Force powers to self-buffing he'd still be too small and fast for Conan.
Feb 7th, 2014 01:10 PM
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