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Khan vs. Jaws

Khan (Into Darkness) is on the Orca with Brody, Hooper, and Quint hunting for Jaws.

Jaws destroys the Orca and eats everyone except Khan, who is now floating in the ocean with no weapons.

Jaws is still hungry.

Who wins?


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Khan's no McClane with the quick resource skillset nor does he possess the McClane-Factor. ergo, Jaws eats well this day.


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Khan beats that ninny into submission laughing out loud

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I thought you meant Jaws from James Bond before i opened thread


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Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Khan beats that ninny into submission laughing out loud


Of all the things to call an 8 meter great white shark, not sure "ninny" is appropriate.


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Of all the things to call an 8 meter great white shark, not sure "ninny" is appropriate.


it was a jokesmile

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Khan becomes fish food for Jaws


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it was a jokesmile


You're hilarious then


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Of all the things to call an 8 meter great white shark, not sure "ninny" is appropriate.
25, two tons on him.

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khan is in the water? he loses most of the time


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QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.

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Khan wins.


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Khan dies


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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.

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Originally posted by Silent Master
Khan dies


you really think so?


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QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.

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you really think so?


Given that he's unarmed and I don't recall any feats showing that he could swim, yes.

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Given that he's unarmed and I don't recall any feats showing that he could swim, yes.


what i was thinking. and how much the water will slow him down compared to a predator designed to be quick in the water


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QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.

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Khan wins.


Based on?

Khan's super strength is chicken feed compared to any of the Jaws sharks. His intellect is basically useless when he is foundering amongst the debris of the ORCA. The ONLY advantage he has over an ordinary man here, is that he doesn't need to breathe, IE he can go under and swim underwater for extended periods of time. That, is literally it. He can't outpace the shark, he can't overpower it, and unless he gets INCREDIBLY lucky and finds Hooper's poisoned harpoon dart on the ocean floor, he has no way of even hurting the shark, never mind killing it....


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Based on?

Khan's super strength is chicken feed compared to any of the Jaws sharks. His intellect is basically useless when he is foundering amongst the debris of the ORCA. The ONLY advantage he has over an ordinary man here, is that he doesn't need to breathe, IE he can go under and swim underwater for extended periods of time. That, is literally it. He can't outpace the shark, he can't overpower it, and unless he gets INCREDIBLY lucky and finds Hooper's poisoned harpoon dart on the ocean floor, he has no way of even hurting the shark, never mind killing it....
He is strong enough to kill it and will definitely blind it. Crushing a skull means look out shark because Khan's savagery is coming into play and you're not going to like it.


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He is strong enough to kill it and will definitely blind it. Crushing a skull means look out shark because Khan's savagery is coming into play and you're not going to like it.


Yeah, because a human skull is the same as a skull more than a meter across. His strength is nothing compared to any Jaws. And the savagery of a man is no match for that of an apex carnivorous predator.


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Yeah, because a human skull is the same as a skull more than a meter across. His strength is nothing compared to any Jaws. And the savagery of a man is no match for that of an apex carnivorous predator.
I never said he was crushing the skull I said that feat proves he is more than strong enough to damage jaws.

This isn't a normal man by any means. You never wanted the film because you just compared him to a man.

laughing out loud


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I never said he was crushing the skull I said that feat proves he is more than strong enough to damage jaws.


Pfhahahahahahaaa!!! laughing

Utterly laughable! Consider this, Jaws' snout is able to punch holes in a 50 foot boat while traveling at 20 knots. There is literally nothing Khan can do to it. He has no leverage anyways.

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This isn't a normal man by any means. You never wanted the film because you just compared him to a man.

laughing out loud


Are you saying that Khan is more ruthless than ordinary humans? You have not seen much in the way of human history then... I can think of quite a few men with more ruthlessness and aggression than Khan, and yet still none hold a candle to a hungry Jaws on the prowl.


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